I'm definitely coming into work afterwards. My job is too easy. But I'm doing the bare minimum they're literally going to have to fire me to get me out of thereI'd find a new girl just to break up with her.
Nah, but I'd keep my job for the time being just until I find something effective to do with my time.
But make it clear i am coming to work everyday walking with the Vince McMahon strut.
You leavin ya girl if you win the 1 billion lottery ticket Friday?
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The Half-Blood FKA Prince
Avada Kedavbreh!
Hell no! We been happily married over 15 years!technically its roughly 370 ish million after taxes for the cash option but
you staying faithful to your girl or leavin? be honest
Why the hell would i want to forfeit half my damn jackpot!?
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
I would try to stay, but I'd be on my power move shyt with a billion dollars and I'd inevitably meet women badder, freakier, more aggressive than my girl...the dikk wants what the dikk wants.
My girl would get a nice breakoff tho...
My girl would get a nice breakoff tho...
The Half-Blood FKA Prince
Avada Kedavbreh!
Nah seriously though my baby a ryda. She held me down in my darkest hours, stood by me through thick and thin. And if i say "baby here is a couple milly, make yaself scarce for a few hours....she aint finna ask no questions.
I'd keep it temporarily for all my benefits and stuff. My company has top tier benefits.
But I'd be doing the minimum amount of work.
And i work in banking so I'm not burning any bridges bc I'll receive top tier financial advice for all thar money
Mirin4rmfar
Superstar
I would stay because she is a good woman but I would never marry her 
. Although running through gold digging hoes would be fun 
so If I were to slip up, I would still take care of her reasonably because we were friends even before we started dating and I can always trust her.
. Although running through gold digging hoes would be fun so If I were to slip up, I would still take care of her reasonably because we were friends even before we started dating and I can always trust her.
Compare a billion US dollars to middle class, brehs
Waste time on the planet working when you came up on 9 figures in a literal instant, brehsI'd find a new girl just to break up with her.
Nah, but I'd keep my job for the time being just until I find something effective to do with my time.
But make it clear i am coming to work everyday walking with the Vince McMahon strut.
Nah. We living it up. And if it don’t work out I don’t got an issue splitting a fukkin billion dollars with her 
Every chick I talked about lottery money with is bushes status now.
Imagine believing in her, splitting lottery money with her, and she still ends up breaking up.
I was about to write that I'm jaded, but I feel like I'm finally awake.
Don't do anything life altering for the sake of a female. Do it cause you wanna but don't do it for her. She doesn't have the capacity to appreciate your sacrifices. She will only hang around til she gets bored
Imagine believing in her, splitting lottery money with her, and she still ends up breaking up.
I was about to write that I'm jaded, but I feel like I'm finally awake.
Don't do anything life altering for the sake of a female. Do it cause you wanna but don't do it for her. She doesn't have the capacity to appreciate your sacrifices. She will only hang around til she gets bored
Reminds me of a story I read about a husband who won the lottery as part of a work pool. He came home and told his wife that he wants to split his portion of the winnings and go their separate ways. She didn’t hesitate!
