You Only Have Two Options: Be 5’0 tall or Be 7’9 tall

[Barlow]

i'll have bones like sam jackson in unbreakable before im 5 feet tall

 

[TL15]

I'll take the 5 feet I'm trying to live

everybody dies breh

Fyck that short shyt. 50 years with 10 of those in the league >>> 80 years a dwarf

 

[Phantum]

Spend the rest of your healthy life being angry at women on the coli brehs

 

[NatiboyB]

everybody dies breh

Fyck that short shyt. 50 years with 10 of those in the league >>> 80 years a dwarf

the assumption is I'd make the league odds are I would probably be a lumbering troll who can't jump or even move quickly. And everyone would harass me about playing ball when I don't even play ball I like reading books. I can never get a chick because I'd be a mutant freak. And than most places wouldn't hire me because I'd be ghastly to look at and to tall to even join the military. So I'd have to join the circus and become a travelling side show. Problem is ain't no money in that so I'll just die alone in a studio apartment. My head on a 7 Foot 9 body would be some horror movie stuff.

 

[The God Poster]

Odds of making it to the NBA are rare .
Odds of becoming 42 Dugg

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

5 FT. REALLY TALL PEOPLE HAVE TERRIBLE PAIN LATER IN LIFE.

 

[BossmanChad]

5ft... People that tall end up in wheelchairs noT to mention heart issues

 

[Edub]

7'9 health complications .

5'0 roasted for all your life.

Let the roast begin

 

[buzzkill]

Give me 7'9 collect a couple mills in the nba before they realize im too goofy and slow to be effective then enjoy my millions then play minor roles in TV shows and movies as some sort of giant character

 

[OG Talk]

Either way you’re gonna be working at the circus.

 

[BlackAchilles]

the assumption is I'd make the league odds are I would probably be a lumbering troll who can't jump or even move quickly. And everyone would harass me about playing ball when I don't even play ball I like reading books. I can never get a chick because I'd be a mutant freak. And than most places wouldn't hire me because I'd be ghastly to look at and to tall to even join the military. So I'd have to join the circus and become a travelling side show. Problem is ain't no money in that so I'll just die alone in a studio apartment. My head on a 7 Foot 9 body would be some horror movie stuff.

IDK fam medical curios are an innate draw ... You could have your own show on TLC, sell merch, do private parties etc

Elephant Man actually made a decent living for himself as a circus freak; Problem was hatin ass Queen Victoria cracked down on the freak shows so he had to go to the continent and then he got mugged for all his shyt on the trip back

 

[Koba St]

5ft. I’ll wear insoles to give a few inches. 7ft 9 you’ll be a freak show every time you go outside and everyone will be staring, plus the health complications

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

At 5’0 I’d be taller than Pinky and Lil Kim

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

At 5ft you’d be shorter than Eazy-E and Lil Wayne(minus their money and fame), or 4 inches shorter than her

If you’re 7’9”

Make Yao Ming look like a high school kid brehs

make The Rock look like Gary Coleman brehs

 

[Threnody]

ya'll picking 7'9 gonna go out like Don Cornelius

Anything over 6'2 is freak show status honestly I worked at a hospital for years
the amount of tall brehs that came in dealing with bullshyt was unreal