You think the barber did this shyt on purpose

[Yakno1]

He actually played himself and only got $5

I can't with this site yo.....

 

[Neil Tyson]

should have charged you the full price.

 

[CoochieMane]

Blame the barber for you not understanding "all off" brehs

 

[frush11]

But you clearly said 1.5, so why would assume "all off"?

 

[VelourSocks]

Ionno why this story got me laughing so hard

 

[Rozay Oro]

I honestly think I'm retarded. I'm awkward unless I'm high and I just assume everyone's out to get me most of the time.

maybe you autistic or have assburgers

 

[ADK]

Barber stories on here be having me dead

 

[YoungFlyGentleman]

Basketball head ass nikka, better get that goatee poppin ho

 

[Easy-E]

You share that barber

His mind on a dude he gave a baldy the other day

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I went to the barber to get cut. I've gone to this dude once before he was decent we smoked together whatever.

Today I was getting an all even. I told this nikka gimme an all even with the 1.5 guard. There was music playing in the shop and he's like alright all off? You sure? Cuz once I start I can't undo that.

I'm thinking he means all off in relative to what I had before which was like a nudred cut. This nikka literally shaved my head bald.

Then he was like "that's why I asked remember? I asked you hella times" and he did ask hell times. But I thought he understood me.

He charged me 5 dollars which he said was the misunderstanding price. Dude kept saying it was a misunderstanding. I'm not that mad because it looks fine and I'm going bald anyway so it's nice to see a preview. Finna have my tupac swag down pat. But Idk I feel like this nikka might have did it on purpose. I don't wanna start beef over a "misunderstanding" but I kinda feel like running up

Sounds like he did it on purpose. If he had any skill he would have at least cut "Hold this L" into the back of your head as well.

 

[Archangel]

The responses on here got me dying but seeing @ADK avi got me rolling even harder.

 

[MaxBundles]

His mind on a dude he gave a baldy the other day

This fukking thread got me rollin

 

[CrimsonTider]

He should've charged your dumbass full price

 

[Stir Fry]

<----the barber's face after you left.

 

[Marco Zen]

What part of ALL OFF? did you get confused by

Key word here being "all".