You wake up as someone from the opposite coast/side.....what's the first thing you do?

[the elastic]

I'm from the West, so I'd wake up as someone from the East.

I'd angrily put on my Timbs, put some Smif N Wessun in my earphones, mean mug everyone I walk past and randomly ask people what today's mathematics are.

How about you?

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

get me a bacon egg & cheese bagel the ocky way and a bev

 

[Remote]

Ah. So we are doing stereotypes.

Let me see.

I put on some sneakers, chinos and a t shirt with a band logo on my way to my tech job in Silicon Valley where I pretend to be progressive and liberal but I do everything in my power to jack up housing prices, fukk over the poor and minorities of Oakland and become the ultimate incarnation of NIMBYism in history.

 

[pawdalaw]

I go slap my baby momma's brother becuh he a MaRK AzZ Buster CuH!

 

[Marc Spector]

If im in NYC i be a fat ass and go to all those dope ass restaurants I follow on IG

 

[Rollie Forbes]

get me a bacon egg & cheese bagel the ocky way and a bev

Can't forget the bev!

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Go to the beach. Walk the Santa Monica pier. try to find the best tacos I can get my hands on.

 

[the elastic]

Go to the beach. Walk the Santa Monica pier. try to find the best tacos I can get my hands on.

San Diego >>>> LA

When it comes to Mexican food. Too much mid in LA.

 

[The BasedFather]

Grab the 9 and bang on the opps cuh. Dead homies. Ride around in the bucket hittin switches on 6-0

 

[F*ckthemkids]

San Diego >>>> LA

When it comes to Mexican food. Too much mid in LA.

What cool stuff is there to do in SD?

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Go visit family in DC and then get on a plane to take me right back to San Diego. fukk I look like in some snow?

 

[BmoreGorilla]

I just looked at the map. Oakland is basically a straight line from Baltimore. Do they still get hyphy? If so I’d do that

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

What cool stuff is there to do in SD?

Beaches, downtown, the embarcadero, sea port village, balboa park, the best zoo in the country, sea world, Seasame Place, concerts at the Rady Shell, world class fine dining, world class shops in fashion valley and utc, Mexicco is 20 minutes away, beautiful women, Petco park is consistently voted the best ballpark in the mlb… etc.

 

[KBtheKey]

Become a transplant. Bringing myself back to Houston, getting a texas ID n all that. fukk another side

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

Can't forget the bev!

neva! neva! neva!