You Wake Up One Evening Reborn As A #MidNightBoy

[Dirty_Jerz]

Your memory is hazy, you look to see yourself in the wall mirror of the room, come to find out your teeth are coke white with the brilliance of F grade diamonds, your skin black as tar. The last thing you can recollect is the smell of cool ranch doritos, arizona kiwi watermelon and @LovelyDay 's avatar.

After a quick look around the room you're locked in, you find a note with some chicken scratch

...

You have 5 options to escape. Choose 1 of these places to be flown out to to live in, or starve watching OWN network's have and have nots reruns.

1)

Germany

When traveling to Germany it is important to know that the country’s constitution prohibits racial discrimination in general, but there is basically no case law that specifically deals with it, according to Hendrik Cremer, who has worked with the German Institute for Human Rights since 2007. “Those who want to take action against racist remarks are only able to refer to Section 130 of the Penal Code, which refers to sedition.”

The legal hurdles, therefore, are high. However, racial insults may not be what Black travelers (Africans, Americans, Caribbean people, etc.) visiting Germany should be most concerned with. Former government spokesman Uwe-Karsten Heye said in a 2006 radio interview that dark-skinned visitors to Germany should consider avoiding the eastern part of the country where racism runs high. “There are small and medium-sized towns in Brandenburg, as well as elsewhere, which I would advise a visitor of another skin color to avoid going to,” said Heye.They “might not make it out alive” if they dared set foot in certain towns, he warned.

Africans and other dark-skinned people in Berlin, Wisner and other cities know certain areas in the eastern part of Berlin, such as Marzahn and Hellersdorf, are “no-go” areas where they are certain to be attacked or killed. It is also reported that German police routinely ignore these racist attacks and Germans, in general, are in denial about the depth of racism in their society.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

2)

Russia

Black visitors will also have to be extra careful when they venture outside of Moscow into the rest of Russia. In a chilling warning, the Russia expert of New Republic, Julie Ioffe, said, “There’s quite a bit of violence against people considered to be Black” in Russia, raising new fears about the safety of Olympic athletes, visitors and media attending the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi. Ioffe warned that nowhere in Russia is safe for a person of color to visit, outside of Moscow’s city center.

During an “Ask Me Anything” discussion on the social media site Reddit, Ioffe was asked by a Black college student whether it is safe for an African-American to study in Russia.Here’s her answer:“Hmmmm, that’s a tough one. I think that, for the most part, you’d be okay — if you consider people glaring at you and cracking racist jokes okay. (Russians are, er, not the most tolerant bunch.) There’s quite a bit of violence against people considered to be black, which includes, in the Russian mind, people from Central Asia and the Caucasus.

My advice is go, but stick to the city center and try to go to a bigger city like Moscow. (St. Pete is crawling with skinheads.) Be extra, extra careful and make sure the American Embassy knows you’re there. They have a special unit to deal with threats to American citizens, so you should report anything that happens immediately.”

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

3)


Italy

The world is not yet colorblind, and Italy is no exception. Anyone not noticeably of European descent will likely be looked down upon by Italians. Oftentimes a darker-skinned tourist will only have to deal with imposing stares, however; some Black women report a rather high incidence of gawking that leads to inquiries for prostitution. While physical violence is not commonly practiced against Black tourists in Italy, biased ill-treatment of Black visitors can run rampant.

A dark-skinned traveler may be questioned longer at border crossings and on trains, and his baggage may be rifled through by officials more often than those of white travelers.

Sometimes hotels may tell Black tourists they are full for the night, and then give a room to the next white person who walks through the door. A Black traveler may also be a more frequent victim of ripoffs and scams, as is true for all foreigners.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

4)

Thailand

Many people of color who have lived in Thailand can attest to the problematic racial attitudes commonplace in the country. Thais have an aversion to dark skin in general, and are prejudiced against people of African descent or anyone who has a darker skin tone, even among themselves. Black people frequently face discrimination in the workplace and are targeted for scrutiny from police.

According to some travelers, it is legal there to discriminate on the basis of skin color or ethnicity. In 2010, while visiting Thailand for a series of music performances, Ribkat, a well-known member of the multi-platinum selling group Fort Minor, and Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park were notified by a hotel manager that they did not allow Blacks or Indians at their hotel. Ribkat and Shinoda, who are both African-Americans, were told they should respect the racist policy and leave. The white band members were told they could stay. The policy to exclude Blacks and other foreigners can also be seen implemented by some local businesses.

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Your final option, take the key hanging from the ceiling fan and open the door to get out. The catch, you have to live with a family and do their chores everyday around the house with a smile and they'll feed you whatever they got left over. You aren't allowed to get a job or move out.

What do you do?

 

[Auger]

So these are the threads we make on Friday nights?

Russia

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

So these are the threads we make on Friday nights?

Russia

I know, I know, not your run of the mill women bash black men hate thread, forgive me

 

[charmander]

where is the "order 20 cases of skin bleaching cream" option

 

[Auger]

I know, I know, not your run of the mill women bash black men hate thread, forgive me

The Coli should shut down one weekend

Just for the fukkery. I fully expect some to go through withdrawals

 

[KOOL-AID]

U makin fun my family nikka. #midnightboyz get in here. @chief_keef_stan @Deadpool1986 @Kemet_Rocky @SubZeroDegrees etc

 

[chief_keef_stan]

ain't nubudy fukking with my clique watch ur steps pleiboi

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

where is the "order 20 cases of skin bleaching cream" option

Your foster family will provide for you if you can balance spoons on the tip of your nose while saying your abcs backwards

 

[Deadpool1986]

IN!!!

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

U makin fun my family nikka. #midnightboyz get in here. @chief_keef_stan @Deadpool1986 @Kemet_Rocky @SubZeroDegrees etc

#inherently

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

@AquaCityBoy your so demonic