In a very calculated manner, I would:
- somehow befriend steve jobs before Apple begs him to come back
- buy Apple stock dirt cheap
- befriend Elon Musk
- hit the gym hard
- buy several parcels of abandoned brownstones in Harlem dirt cheap
- volunteer on what ever community projects Barack is doing in Chicago
- roundup a bunch of lil brehs in the hood and force them to learn HTML, Objective-C and what will eventually become CSS
- tell Pac not to go to Quad Studios that night and lay low with me
- warn MJ about them damn kids
- invest in Lockheed/Boeing/Northrop
- apply for/and sit on the patents for Edge(2G), 3G, LTE, 4G and Bluetooth
- buy frequencies from the FCC and sit on those as well
- buy tons of web domains and cybersquat on them and then sell later on
- fukk a prime Janet Jackson, Halle Berry