I typically use a stall, not a urinal... So, Id assume they suspect, do my thing & leave, while ignoring them totally... Cover my face if they taking selfies...
You walk into the men's restroom.
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Lmao "if they taking selfies"
Tenchi Ryu
Ashtray B!tch
Who has convos while pissing...mind ya business.
Don't you talk to me and you ain't wash yo hands
leave the establishment immediately and never ever return
we and nasty people nuh par
might even furiously write a scathing review online of the joint to warn others
Why?
Reginald Noble
Banned
Why all this detail surrounding your activity the question is how you'd react to 3 Deuce Bigalowe Migos
Why all this detail surrounding your activity the question is how you'd react to 3 Deuce Bigalowe Migos
Because these are the only things that should matter when you enter a restroom
Just because the world is changing doesn't mean I have to change my bathroom routine
They can't take that away from me. I won't let 'em, ya hear
Piff Perkins
Veteran
I don't make body eye contact when I'm in the restroom so I wouldn't notice. A robbery could be happening and I wouldn't know, I just look at the floor until I'm in the stall.
Reginald Noble
Banned
Because these are the only things that should matter when you enter a restroom
Just because the world is changing doesn't mean I have to change my bathroom routine
They can't take that away from me. I won't let 'em, ya hear
But what if the she-hulk nikka turn around and try to grab your dikk after you leave the stall?
Is that routine too?
Saw a cross dresser in the men's bathroom at this spot in Little Tokyo a while back. It was a Janet Jackson-themed dance party and buddy seemed spent, wig and shoes off. He was standing in front of the sink, just looking in the mirror like 
I flush and walk up like, "Shoes ain't making it tonight, huh?" because, regardless of gender, it's probably not a good idea to be barefoot in a Los Angeles nightclub bathroom and it also made him realize he was blocking the path to the sink.
Then I washed my hands and peaced out.
Anytime I see anything that'd be deemed unusual, I just mumble "Oh, California.." and keep it pushing.
I flush and walk up like, "Shoes ain't making it tonight, huh?" because, regardless of gender, it's probably not a good idea to be barefoot in a Los Angeles nightclub bathroom and it also made him realize he was blocking the path to the sink.
Then I washed my hands and peaced out.
Anytime I see anything that'd be deemed unusual, I just mumble "Oh, California.." and keep it pushing.
But what if the she-hulk nikka turn around and try to grab your dikk after you leave the stall?
Is that routine too?
They'd get the same Denzel throat chop as anyone else that decides to touch me
Gay men have always used the men's bathroom, so if you've ever been tried on that level, maybe you look like food or you give off a certain "vibe"
Stalls give so much more freedom and are less awkward to use. Just slide down my pants and do my business. With a urinal you gotta use a zipper and be aware and shyt
