You wanna be cremated or buried

[calixprynce]

Mummified then cremated some time later

 

[Address_Unknown]

Embalmed and put in my room with my head/neck hooked up to a servo motor that allows that shyt to rotate so I can cast an evil eye on degenerates that choose to enter my tomb, while I sit on a throne with all my selected possessions piled around my feet with a turret that spits tennis balls at ya face and speakers hooked screeching 8-bit insults to whomever dares venture forth.


...but if I die before my Mom's she's gonna bury me in the village graveyard,, wearing church socks and she prolly won't tell the undertaker to flip my underwear inside out so the tags don't irritate me while I'm resting. For all I know I might wake up in that judgement line freshly shaved with a fade wearing shoes I hate.

 

[HoldThisL]

nah I aint fukking with that buried shyt. One of my worst fears is waking up underground after being pronounced dead by mistake and being buried alive. Maybe I watch too much movies but I aint with the shyts.

I aint trying to get burned either. I wanna be mummified.

 

[Trajan]

 

[全能の神]

Embalmed and put in my room with my head/neck hooked up to a servo motor that allows that shyt to rotate so I can cast an evil eye on degenerates that choose to enter my tomb, while I sit on a throne with all my selected possessions piled around my feet with a turret that spits tennis balls at ya face and speakers hooked screeching 8-bit insults to whomever dares venture forth.


...but if I die before my Mom's she's gonna bury me in the village graveyard,, wearing church socks and she prolly won't tell the undertaker to flip my underwear inside out so the tags don't irritate me while I'm resting. For all I know I might wake up in that judgement line freshly shaved with a fade wearing shoes I hate.

This whole post

 

[BlackBall]

In going green

Sky burial - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[the cac mamba]

What bytch wanna lay with u

you started drinking yet, nacho? or you waiting til 530

 

[Trajan]

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

nah I aint fukking with that buried shyt. One of my worst fears is waking up underground after being pronounced dead by mistake and being buried alive. Maybe I watch too much movies but I aint with the shyts.

I aint trying to get burned either. I wanna be mummified.

U live in America in 2k16
What are the odds of being mistakenly pronounced dead

 

[Champagne Kudo]

I wanna be cremated then have my family spread my ashes from the top of a mountain like in that Simpsons episode.

I aint been fukking with burials since I learned all the shyt they do to you. I was pretty heated at my dad funeral too, shyt completely turned me against the burial shyt.

 

[Hejdå]

throw my body off a cliff

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

I low key want someone to snort my ashes

It's funny because I think I know a degenerate ass nikka who would pull it off but I'd never invite him to my funeral.

 

[Carolina Slim]

I think burial is more for the living than the deceased. When my pops passed, he had been in the hospital for a good two and a half months. Him and my cousin had kinda fell out over some game he tried to put her on to and she ain't wanna listen. She lived about two, three blocks from the hospital, and I never, NEVER saw her up there. So when he passed, she was upset that she never made peace with him, and when she heard that my mother had decided to go with cremation, she starts talking slick on the low. I laid it out for her, in no uncertain terms. She only wanted a burial so she could cry and scream and act a fool in front of the casket and show how "distraught" she was. I told her she wasn't fooling no one. Why you ain't do all that crying and hand wringing when he was laid up in the hospital?

I agree that funeral homes is out here making a killing (no pun intended). It's borderline obscene what they do to get these families at their most vulnerable moments.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

I low key want someone to snort my ashes

It's funny because I think I know a degenerate ass nikka who would pull it off but I'd never invite him to my funeral.

Desire to be inside a nikka brehs

 

[Clayton Endicott]

I think I'm gonna go the route my uncle did. Have a viewing, then cremation after the service. Gotta get fly one last time, and give my family some closure and a chance to physically say goodbye .