You Want a Job and Some Cootchie?

[Ricky Church]

work at a Bridal store.

nothing makes a bridesmaid more horny than seeing her girlfriend about to get married, makes her want to find a guy by any means necessary and get her wedding on too.

not saying you gotta wife the bytch, but at least get some cootchie.

eat, rinse, repeat.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

WOMEN LISTEN TO MEN'S ADVICE ON WEDDING DRESSES?

JUST CRASH THE WEDDING

 

[Ricky Church]

WOMEN LISTEN TO MEN'S ADVICE ON WEDDING DRESSES?

JUST CRASH THE WEDDING

nah this ain't a Hollywood Movie, this is REAL LIFE!

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

nah this ain't a Hollywood Movie, this is REAL LIFE!

SAY WHAT YOU WANT BUT FUNERAL CRASHING IS

 

[Turbulent]

very clever actually

my advice to my fellow colithians is to use that cleverness to figure out how to get money instead. once you get your paper up, it'll be the bridesmaid that will cook up clever schemes on how to get you in their bed...

 

[WaddupDoe!]

They drug test at these jobs?

 

[Ricky Church]

very clever actually

my advice to my fellow colithians is to use that cleverness to figure out how to get money instead. once you get your paper up, it'll be the bridesmaid that will cook up clever schemes on how to get you in their bed...

true, although I personally like to make the first move. I wouldn't want a desperate bytch hell-bent on marriage and family to trap me in a long term thing.

 

[Turbulent]

true, although I personally like to make the first move. I wouldn't want a desperate bytch hell-bent on marriage and family to trap me in a long term thing.

i can respect the fact you like making the first move. fair enough. but as far as women trapping you, if you really think about it, a woman can't "trap" you into a relationship unless you allow her.

 

[martin payne]

that thread title tho

 

[Ricky Church]

i can respect the fact you like making the first move. fair enough. but as far as women trapping you, if you really think about it, a woman can't "trap" you into a relationship unless you allow her.

 

[ugksam]

just hang out in front of the bridal store parking lot pimpin

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Personal Trainer or Bartender are guaranteed p*ssy and no dresses, i'd be the worst dress salesman.
"Does this dress make me look fat?"
NO the FAT makes you look fat