Can't wait for big ole bad Republicans to come up and beat old man's ass.
They'll deliver us reparations checks, laws specifically for African Americans even though they are working to make that unconstitutional through the courts as we speak, eliminate student loan debt, keep our entire workforce sitting at home. and I won't have to worry about whether any of their nominees in positions that can affect me for the rest of my life are FULL BLACK, STRAIGHT and married to a FULL BLACK SPOUSE because all their nominees will be white! Just the way I prefer. No expectations. No worries. Life is easy.
And all while in the middle of numerous global crisis! fukk Biden. fukk Democrats. They don't give a fukk about us. These Democrats never do what I demand. Yall nikkas so dumb for voting. This why I don't vote. If I do nothing, have no expectations, and don't bother than it absolves me of any personal responsibility for the election results or the consequences. I can just be a wannabe intellect cynic on the sidelines shouting "I told you so! See I knew it!" at everyone trying and sometimes failing to create change in this country like a good little attention starved narcissist. Leaving elections up to white people whos preferred candidates won't even consider pursuing any of the shyt we tweeting about and will in fact pursue the opposite is way better for black folks! Yall nikkas stupid for voting. Instead of giving my party the opportunity to navigate the nuances of policy making in a country more divided and troubled than ever I'm gonna go on some deranged act of counter productive "jealous girlfriend" vengeance every time I don't get my particular wat. I'll get that student loan forgiveness and reparations check in no time! Thise Republicans can't wait to do everything Democrats promised. Yup!
That GOP agenda gon be lit for us young black folks! President Ron DeSantis and his selection of yee haw Christian conservative judges, VP, attorney general and more are gonna be the dream team of black power!