Great Khali - Became champ solely due to size and the India market. He clearly couldn't talk, and could barely walk. Everytime he'd do his finisher, he'd fall, because he was both clumsy and had the skinniest legs on a tall guy I've ever seen. Turning him into a comedy character made him even more worthless. And dude couldn't sell for shyt, looking like Shaq in his last game on the Celtics when he tore his achillies.
Kelly Kelly - Pretty and nothing else. Girl was basically the wrestling version of Taylor Swift - tame, inoffensive, safe, etc. She was abysmal in the ring, and would constantly get walked through her matches like a toddler. Also, if you look at pics of Kelly Kelly, this hoe has not an ounce of passion nor soul in her eyes. She looks like she has a dead spirit, like Kristen Stewart.
Konnan - Just never cared for him. I'm sure he had a wrestling prime, but I never saw it. I guess it was in the early 80s or 70s, cause every time I saw his wrestle, it was either botching, or just nothing special. He had charisma though.
Tommy Dreamer - I know he was a key ECW cog, but whoever described him as a bridesmaid was spot on. I wasn't much of a fan of his during ECW's heyday, but the last 10+ years of his career is what made me sour on him, always showing up on TV crying and shyt. How many times do you have to cry while cutting promos, leading to nothing??
Sheamus - This was actually a difficult one at #5. Dude can wrestle, has a good theme, and has a legit look, but he is one of the most boring wrestlers to come along the past couple of years. It also didn't help that he has some of the most footnote World title reigns ever, all completely insignificant. His first title win when Cena lazily jumped into a table was an embarrassing way to win, more pathetic than a title change happening on a countout.
*Prepare for possible negs if you have Test and Umaga listed.