Your best / most used line hittin on a random honey
- Thread starter Marco Zen
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Haha.
I wouldn't actually say this but shoes are one of the things I do notice on women.
Some of them walk around in those chinese slippers...thumping around on their heels like rhinos.
My boy told me to use it on a brawd years ago and I was likeHaha.
I wouldn't actually say this but shoes are one of the things I do notice on women.
Some of them walk around in those chinese slippers...thumping around on their heels like rhinos.
I did, and the chick's face lit up because I noticed her shoes so it work and I was like
Works great all the time.
innocentdevil
:whoo:
Truth is I'm like 0/50 on the cold approach. In the times when it has started going well, I geton the inside like "I can't believe this is actually working" and start fukking it up on some ultra-comfortable "You wanna smell my farts now?" type shyt.
thats so cute
Chesirecatdaddy
All Star
Still scrolling? Art thou confused? U know the routine nikka. Spill the beans breh act like you know
aite aite lolol...
I was there with a bunch of dudes like 3-4 my good friend fell back and didn't come thru even tho he was pr. He was on some hit like if my daughter can't celebrate I aint celebrating (basically tryna make money instead). Since that's normally my wingman I rolled to the parade with some other people I know we was deep but we eventually scattered. I ran that wack ass line on the chick asking if she's dominican at the pr parade wtf lol? she hit me with the
face but I guess she was feeling ya boy catdaddy bc it didn't seem to matter she was giving me instant feedback. Her face was a 9 body was an 8 she wasn't dressed crazy jeans and a black top. Face like Aalyiah body like Ashanti breh Afrolatina thick w a bubble and she was there DOLO.She was an elementary school teacher from Staten Island and she was a Cot damn freak. We kicked it at the parade I had Henny on me and offered. I had a blunt and a half also but she pulled out her blunt out of her purse before I could even offer. I was 19 and I was impressed. There was lots of contact from early on.. shyt was a touchy feely situation. Started making out a lot.
Parade ends and like the streets are starting to be dead. I thought we was about to part ways I didn't really think about pushing it further as long as I had another time to chill w her I was content and she had to get back to SI. All of a sudden she asks "Can I take you home with me?"
...Yeah breh Ya boy Bended it like Beckham. Hopped on the Ferry w her. Shorty had her shyt together, no kids, nice crib I was still young and I was in awe. I had just gotten accepted for an apartment the week prior. We get in her house and proceeds to get it poppin. She was definitely not wifey material tho lololol she liked it balls deep and damn near abusive. She was making it clap on the dikk and could throw it back like a stallion... swallowed and all on the first night I met her
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GOAT brains.. 2nd best I ever had 
(both rican hoes).She cut me off bc we were supposed to chill the next day but I got hauled off to the precinct bc my wingman had gotten murdered that same night I got all that p*ssy
. Interrogated for 20+ hours. Missed the lil date we her and she got all salty. Then I had a flight to catch the next day for a 2 month vacation which made it even worse. She didn't believe what happened and stopped picking up my calls. I tried to explain what happened but she was just like 
Outta sight outta mind breh.
so you left your nikka hanging for some p*ssy and he got murked?aite aite lolol...
I was there with a bunch of dudes like 3-4 my good friend fell back and didn't come thru even tho he was pr. He was on some hit like if my daughter can't celebrate I aint celebrating (basically tryna make money instead). Since that's normally my wingman I rolled to the parade with some other people I know we was deep but we eventually scattered. I ran that wack ass line on the chick asking if she's dominican at the pr parade wtf lol? she hit me with the
She was an elementary school teacher from Staten Island and she was a Cot damn freak. We kicked it at the parade I had Henny on me and offered. I had a blunt and a half also but she pulled out her blunt out of her purse before I could even offer. I was 19 and I was impressed. There was lots of contact from early on.. shyt was a touchy feely situation. Started making out a lot.
Parade ends and like the streets are starting to be dead. I thought we was about to part ways I didn't really think about pushing it further as long as I had another time to chill w her I was content and she had to get back to SI. All of a sudden she asks "Can I take you home with me?"
...Yeah breh Ya boy Bended it like Beckham. Hopped on the Ferry w her. Shorty had her shyt together, no kids, nice crib I was still young and I was in awe. I had just gotten accepted for an apartment the week prior. We get in her house and proceeds to get it poppin. She was definitely not wifey material tho lololol she liked it balls deep and damn near abusive. She was making it clap on the dikk and could throw it back like a stallion... swallowed and all on the first night I met her
She cut me off bc we were supposed to chill the next day but I got hauled off to the precinct bc my wingman had gotten murdered that same night I got all that p*ssy
Chesirecatdaddy
All Star
it was a murder not an appointment it happened all of a sudden and nobody saw it coming... thanks for trollin brehso you left your nikka hanging for some p*ssy and he got murked?
ol p*ssy over brehs ass nikka
Action Jackson
Can I live
Some of you dudes are bound to get pepper sprayed.Just some shyt off the top of my head I came up with by myself.
-Hey baby, you're summertime fine..
-I've met a lot of women, But you're from my dreams, will you come true? I know about a movie we can catch, some R&B, and you should come through.”
-The expiration date says ‘best if used by tonight.’ Can I make you dinner?
-Excuse me, can you help me find the pie
Marco Zen
Black Privilege
"Excuse me miss, ain you a student/ work at (the local state university)?"
...used to work
...used to work
Robert Brownie Sr.
Rookie
Hey, how u doing baby girl? I noticed you from... across the way
, and... I think me and u should get to talking. So... If ur not doing nothing later on tonight maybe u can come to my place? Baby girl, u know how much money I got? Oprah does my laundry. Michael Jordan cuts my grass. 
U know how frivolous I am? I drive a Hummer to the end of my driveway just to get the mail, and thats ALL I use it for! I got 6 stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and 8 other lawyers to watch the first 2. And I got custom made condoms that's made out of other peoples dikks. And shyt, when Im too tired to get my socks blown, I hire someone else to fukk for me.
U know how rich I am, U know how much credit I got? I threw away all my platinum cards, and I got a Uranium card! I drive a Rolls Royce pickup truck. I got a penthouse with a helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter. Donald Trump delivers my newspapers in the morning and I don't even tip him.
, and... I think me and u should get to talking. So... If ur not doing nothing later on tonight maybe u can come to my place? Baby girl, u know how much money I got? Oprah does my laundry. Michael Jordan cuts my grass. U know how frivolous I am? I drive a Hummer to the end of my driveway just to get the mail, and thats ALL I use it for! I got 6 stock brokers, 14 doctors, 2 lawyers, 17 accountants and 8 other lawyers to watch the first 2. And I got custom made condoms that's made out of other peoples dikks. And shyt, when Im too tired to get my socks blown, I hire someone else to fukk for me. U know how rich I am, U know how much credit I got? I threw away all my platinum cards, and I got a Uranium card! I drive a Rolls Royce pickup truck. I got a penthouse with a helicopter pad on the roof and snipers in the other building to make sure no one steals my helicopter. Donald Trump delivers my newspapers in the morning and I don't even tip him.