Your best / most used line hittin on a random honey

[Marco Zen]

Like when your in isle 4 at Walmart (or wherever) and a dime (your type in every way physically) is browsing the rice shelf and she's already given you the EXTRA friendly "hi" eye contact..

...and you say?

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

Hey how are you like I genuinely mean it. Cuz I do!

 

[Remote]

I'd say Hello.
Then I'd probably explain that I really never go to Walmart because it's filled with degenerates, mostly.

I'm not really good at this.

 

[Token]

•‿• "You smell nice."

 

[bangedher_wholesquad]

When I was younger I'd strike up random convos with people. It helps u get over planning what to say. Cuz that never works. Lol.

 

[MikelArteta]

you got kids?:

 

[Desirous]

you got kids?:

LMAO I hate you sometimes

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

"I'm a unicorn rancher. But in my spare time I'm a lion tamer." - I've actually used this before and it worked.

 

[Remote]

Basically

 

[Elle Driver]

"I'm a unicorn rancher. But in my spare time I'm a lion tamer." - I've actually used this before and it worked.

 

[86\*/98]

"What's up, beautiful; may I speak with you for a second?" if I think she's promiscuous.

If I get the sense that she's more traditional, I'll be as boorish as possible, without being too disrespectful.

Nothing special but it works sometimes.

 

[Nintendough]

Like when your in isle 4 at Walmart (or wherever) and a dime (your type in every way physically) is browsing the rice shelf and she's already given you the EXTRA friendly "hi" eye contact..

...and you say?

Me: Whats up?


Her: Hey.....whats up?



Me: Come sit on it and find out

 

[Remote]

Bonita Applebum, you gotta put me on.

 

[Chill]

"Hey excuse me miss I just wanted to talk to you for a second, let me introduce myself..."

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

They usually see that I'm being lighthearted and playful about things and relax a little.