Your Birth Month Has to Make Two free throws for you to live

[Black_Panther_JS]

April

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Kobe I'm in GOAT hands

God help anybody born in December

 

[JT Oldhead]

April so Kobe got me.

 

[L&HH]

December, might as well hand me the gun and let me blow my own brains out for dignity purposes.

Likewise. As soon as I seen Shaq big ass head no need to even shoot the free throws,just call the coroner to come get me

 

[Coco Loco]

July

 

[prince_peoples]

guess i live to see another day

 

[Poitier]

Aries Gang @Poitier @malcolmxxx_45

@Prima Donna

@Malta not gone like that either #Kobe

 

[bl2k8]

April

I'm in the hands of mamba

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

Shaq makes em when it counts

 

[Kenny WRLD]

Dirk a great FT shooter. January fam safe

 

[Premeditated]

this would have been better on the coliseum.

but why are these player assigned to these months?
Do they share these birth months?
Why does goat have April and not August?
Why does Howard have February?

 

[Rigby.]

Put Drummond in front of a bunch of skinny short white dudes, and he'd show up.

edit: straight up, the middle months are getting fukked out here Roberson, a guy who just shot worse than Shaq, Deandre & Drummond, known complete fukking trash. Why the hell do the nicest months have the worst shooters

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

KD got me

My fake birth month was DJ

 

[GunRanger]

November

:kawhiblessed:

 

[KodeBlue]

Kobe is an August baby tho


Put the GOAT with the GOAT month

The GOAT was born in February.