Nope...my female boss would probably make me one without asking
goes to
You offering me some ass...
My wife doesn't even ask unless she has a lil sumn extra for me.


"Hey there boy. Make me a sammich. You know I'm from the south so don't be stingy with the mayo"
"You crazy man. Let me know know if you need something, I'll be in my office. Oh, and don't ever call me boy. Address me by my name."
"I think you're misunderstanding the dynamics here son. I'm the boss, I tell you to make me a sandwich, I want a fukking sandwich. I say jump and you better do a backflip. I say fukk my wife and you better be Brian Pumper in that p*ssy"
"The fukk? Whatever man. You on some weird shyt today boss. I think I'mma take the rest of the day. I gotta run some errands anyways."
"If I don't have a pastrami with provolone on my desk before you leave, don't bother coming back."
Bruh, I'm leaving, I'm not making you a fukking sandwich, and I'm not fukking your Ring looking wife. And I swear on my life let me come back here tomorrow and my key card not work. I promise you..."
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"Gone get outta here Markus. You know I like messing with you man! I'm about to go make me a sandwich. See ya tomorrow."
"Yea aight"It's a sandwich you really just have to put some meat between his bread no homo and coli brehs would really rather just find a new job![]()

lmfaooootell that nikka to get the wood out his ass and make his own fukking sammich.
fukk i look like benson out this bytch?
My boss is a pawg though![]()

Ding dingI assume your boss is a white man

yeah overall most people say no if you ask them but i wonder what theyd do in real lifeIt's a sandwich you really just have to put some meat between his bread no homo and coli brehs would really rather just find a new job![]()
My boss bout to get extra dikk cheese on hers![]()