Your favorite Jay-Z lies on records

[FloorGeneral]

EVERYTHING about The Black Album. He literally put together a whole campaign for his "final" album. The album was 55 minutes of nothing but a big slob-fest telling us how great he is. Even had a going away tour and DVD to go with it, calling it Fade to Black. 3 years later? He shockingly(!!!) emerged from said Black, and blessed us with one of the leading candidates for MVP of the Weed Plate Hall of Fame:

I can barely tolerate listing to TBA anymore. When ppl bring it up as being a classic, I just don't understand it. If he had actually gone through and retired, it woulda been, but the fact that it was all just a gigantic marketing ploy makes that album maybe the ultimate source of

 

[shawntitan]

"Had Illmatic, on bootleg"

Shawn you know you bought the album first day like every one else

LOL, I'm a big Nas fan, but Illmatic probably sold nothing the first day... Everybody had it on bootleg. shyt, it didn't go gold for years...

 

[fase]

lol @ this thread, 20 sad nikkas from across the world trying to convince themselves that Jay-z isn't real, giving each other imaginary daps


I feel your pain brethren, bad losers feel the same way about winners in sports

Only line thus far I can co-sign as not being just slick talk, is the 92 bricks which could be about 1.3-1.8 million bucks which people were handling back them. BMF got taken for a million bucks every month. But someone from Jay's camp said it was actually 100k worth of goods. Which makes sense since 92 ounces might've gone for about 100k.

I'm a Jay fan. I bought all his albums. That doesn't change the fact that, like any other rapper, he tells lies on records. Don't get so offended on your heroes behalf, breh, he doesn't care. Have some fun on the internet, it's okay...

 

[fase]

*spits "fukk hashtags and retweets" on a new song*


*get on Twitter not even a week later, RTs everything and everyone and tags tweets with "#mylaugh" "#newrules" and "#factsonly".

 

[fase]

YO WTF HOW IS THE THREAD URL "http://www.the-coli.com/booth/98099-your-favorite-camel-lies-records-14.html#post4828295"

FAVORITE CAMEL LIES?

I didn't do that!

 

[Kimo_bud]

' I ain't a 46 year old tae bo ho'

 

[thernbroom]

"Hello Brooklyn, if we had a daughter Guess what I'm a call her, Brooklyn Carter" :jaylol:

 

[45123]

YO WTF HOW IS THE THREAD URL "http://www.the-coli.com/booth/98099-your-favorite-camel-lies-records-14.html#post4828295"

FAVORITE CAMEL LIES?

I didn't do that!

All Jay and Nas names in URL's were replaced by "Camel" and "Nas Lost" for a minute

 

[88m3]

I'm more Frank Lucas than Ludacris.

Life is like a hurrricaaaaane in in Duckberg.

 

[Non Sequitur]

one of the few times I've ever read a 12 page thread but I had to make sure this wasn't already mentioned:



hov so good at lying that he gets hired to do it for others

Underrated post

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

"You already seen what I did to the stop and frisk"

 

[88m3]

"I might just learn to speak Mandarin, Japanese for the Yen I'm handling"


"I speak Spanish too"

"Still ROC La Familia"

 

[RatherUnique]

"Boy from the hood, but got White House clearance." - Camel Open Letter

The white house denied it

White House denies Jay-Z rap claim about Cuba visit | Fox News

 

[Farrinto]

"And I'm having a child, which is more frightening" (Said in 2000 and didn't have a child until 2012)

 

[↓R↑LYB]

That every time his garage opens it shuts down Manhattan

The only song I know of where he says that is Show You How. but his garage doesn't shut the city down, his car does (360 Ferarri convertible)