Your favorite video game characters who were REALLY about that life.

[duckbutta]

Starts and ends with Max Payne...

Kills thousands of juiced out armed goons...

Is an alcoholic...

OD's on painkillers to get his health back...
Is so zooted out of his mind he sometimes believes time slows down

 

[D1renegade]

Kratos..

That bodycount...

I'll never forget what he did to Helios in GOW III

 

[RJY33]

Big Boss, Anyone named Snake in Metal Gear series

Almost every Mortal Kombat fighter. Going to a mysterious island to fight to the death? against magic dudes, monsters, ninja's, and demon's?

at OP mentioning the dudes from Contra even with last names

Tommy Vercetti

Billy and Jimmy Lee also shout out to the River City Ransom, Bad Dudes, and Final Fight crews. dropped whatever they were doing to go drop hundreds of gang members like it was nothing.

Donkey Kong (OG)

Bayou Billy

Ken Griffey Jr.

BJ Blaskowicz saved us from robo Hitler and enjoyed doing it

Joe and Mac...responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs

Paperboy - tossed the paper right through your window and just kept on peddling

 

[hotbeezie]

Paperboy
Madden 2004 Michael vick
from shaq-fu
Kratos
Akuma
Nathan Drake
Niko belic

 

[ThumpDaddy]

I can't believe I read thru this and no one mentioned Lu Bu da GAWD!!!!!

Dude would wipe out whole armies by himself!!!!!

 

[ChatGPT-5]

Obviously Kratos (see avatar)

but also....

War from DarkSiders

and

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Guy, Cody and Haggar

Haggar doing whatever it takes to save his daughter

cody wanting to save jessica to save his blue balls

guy going along for the fukk of it

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

John Marston

 

[Populair]

I gotta be the first to drop a female protagonist. The first female character that I didn't mind being because that's a bad demonic bytch.... Bayonetta. Strapped, from the hands, to the feet:

You know you about that life when you can make a breh cop a Wii U to play as U :

 

[NatiboyB]

Barrett from ff7 had a gun for an arm and was always down to ride.

 

[DaRealness]

The protagonist from Saints Row 2.

 

[Populair]

Ken Griffey Jr.

@ this. Dude use to be impossible to strike out on the old Triple Play games, and it was even worse when he got his own game Every damn part of the plate was a hot zone. If the game was close and I was playing Seattle, I'd just try to throw at his head, give up the walk and keep it moving.

 

[playplayaj]

Johnny Gat

 

[Solano707]

Favorite video game character about that life....? Aaron Hernandez in Madden NFL.

 

[Objection]

Guy, Cody and Haggar

Haggar doing whatever it takes to save his daughter

cody wanting to save jessica to save his blue balls

guy going along for the fukk of it

Wasn't Haggar the mayor? They saved taxpayer's money and did the job themselves