Your Not A Man If...

[SheWantTheD]

You got another dude playing Daddy to your kids. Your kids calling him daddy and shyt, he's tucking them in bed at night reading them bed time stories, wiping the snot off their faces, putting a bandage on their cut they get from playing outside, dropping them off and picking them up from school, teaching them how to read, say their ABCs etc.

That nikka in your house, eating what's supposed to be your food, getting in bed and going raw deep in the mother of your children making her scream all types of mumbo jumbo.

If I ever have children and it doesn't workout with the mother of my children, I'm taking full custody then It's just gonna be me and my kids because I'm not bringing another woman into the equation. But I'm going to make sure that ain't happening

P.S.

You fukking LAWST.

Just kill yoself now

 

[collateral.]

If you can't change a tire
If you can't do 20 pushups in a row

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If you can't carry more than 3 grocery bags in the house, just cut ya fukking balls off right then and there.

 

[SheWantTheD]

If you can't change a tire
If you can't do 20 pushups in a row

Every man should be able to do them things!

 

[Gully Bull]

So the mother unfit to care for the child ? So you can't pick em well? And you just gonna snatch the kid away like a scorned child who got crossed up with his own basketball and is going home to pout?


shyt don't work out all the time.

 

[SheWantTheD]

If your belly touch the floor before your chest when doing a pushup... you ain't a real man

 

[SheWantTheD]

So the mother unfit to care for the child ? So you can't pick em well? And you just gonna snatch the kid away like a scorned child who got crossed up with his own basketball and is going home to pout?


shyt don't work out all the time.

I don't care how great of a mother she is, I'm RAISING MY KIDS! Ain't having no random ass nikka up in my home and shyt around my children!

She can visit whenever she wants and stay over too.

 

[Prince Cairo]

...You don't respect your mother.

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

If you don't have enough pubic hair to braid with
If you're a Warriors fan and not from the Bay Area

 

[turbochef]

If your belly touch the floor before your chest when doing a pushup... you ain't a real man

This was me. thats why i started with elevated pushups

 

[SheWantTheD]

If you don't have enough pubic hair to braid with

 

[SheWantTheD]

This was me. thats why i started with elevated pushups

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

If you use clippers to cut them fingernails, might as well call that thing daddy



Be your own nail boss, rip them shyts off like a real nikka from harlem

 

[Jahmal]

Have children brehs

 

[Supreme365]

If ya dikk don't hit the water when you shyt you mines as well call ya self Lisa you ain't man enough