Your reaction when you catch a spouse cheating in the act

[Nomadum]

Yeah man. With the male's ego, shyt be hard to digest.

Hell yea

 

[RichieRich]

Depends on the position

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Depends on the position

spider-monkey position...you see his anus and he is wearing timbs fukking up your sheets while smoking a newport.

 

[Music Fiend]

Depends on the level of investment and the shock level.

If everything had been going good, and I never saw it coming. I'd be devastated. Walk in to let em know, just like "word?!" But if she tried to excuse it idk if I could control myself from blacking out.

Now if it happened like it usually does where things are Rocky and u had a hunch. I'd just walk in on some " aye, appreciate it. I'll get those papers to you tomorrow, then dip out.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Probably say some shyt like "I aint attracted to u no more anyway"



If the bytch cheat, she aint worth u catchin a case for, and it's never an issue wit the nikka she cheatin wit. I know how much we want p*ssy.

 

[Collateral]

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

 

[Nomadum]

spider-monkey position...you see his anus and he is wearing timbs fukking up your sheets while smoking a newport.

 

[Nomadum]

 

[Here Comes the Pain]

 

[Cat piss martini]

best thing to do to a woman after
you catch her cheating is to tell her
(to be happy) and stop taking her calls
and then hit the block with something badder.
ive had broads on suicide watch with that one.

*steps into the spot with new tenda*

her: could we talk for a second
me: maybe later mama.
her: gonna introduce me to your friend.
me: how rude....this is my new friend katina
katina: nice dress.
her: so how long have you two been friends
me: that's classified.
her: so youve moved on already.
me: lets be adults about this.
her: what do i have to do to make this right.
me: i wish you love and heaven mama.
her: please let me fix this.
me: katina pull the car around would ya?
katina: it's nasty time already.....ok
me: ummm hmmmm...

her: please baby it meant nothing.
me: learn from this....youre gonna be fine.

 

[Nomadum]

man fukk all that, the parent's normally love's a nikka once they meet me. so I'd get extra petty and tell the chick "Im telling your Mother"

 

[Draje]

I tell myself I'd handle this all cool and be like " Whatever, bytch" then just dip.

But I'm liable to blackout so I'd probably grab one of my many guns and be like "Get the fukk out or I'm killing you both".

I'd then smoke some weed, fukk another chick, and recalibrate my thoughts.

 

[Diondon]

Hopefully I remain composed enough to take a pic
Let em know I saw em

If its my crib they both gon have to get the fukk out

Divorce papers will follow subsequently

 

[eufemism]

Walk out the room without saying anything and go directly to my lawyer.


fukk catching a case for a thot and fukk giving her a second chance like some sort of cuck.