Your son comes home from College begging you to accept him...

[Ronnie Lott]

kick him out of the family if we being honest

I definitely don't deserve a Bruce Jenner for a son and you aren't about to convince me otherwise

As an African I got a very low tolerance for bullshyt. Bushing family is not something I haven't done before.

Spin: Rather have a gay son or a slut for a daughter?


To answer the OP's question: He's my son. I'd probably have to take a moment to come to grips with the fact that I failed him -- not because he's gay, but because he's this damn zesty with it -- but he's my son so it is what it is.

I would kill my son if the law allowed it. You will not dishonor the house!

I wouldn't accept having a gay son. It would be a disgrace and an embarrassment

If your son is gay, y'all fathers should blame yourselves

He got the gay genes from you

The grapefruit didn't fall far from the tree

 

[IVS]

Well, you can be as gay as you want to be. But all that showing up here in dresses and acting feminine shyt is not gon fly here. If you weren't acting like that before you left dont come back with no learned homo behavior and mannerisms and flip the script. Cool, you like men, cool you want to dress as a women sometimes...not when you come to visit my house you dont.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Well, you can be as gay as you want to be. But all that showing up here in dresses and acting feminine shyt is not gon fly here. If you weren't acting like that before you left dont come back with no learned homo behavior and mannerismsand flip the script. Cool, you like men, cool you want to dress as a women sometimes...not when you come to visit my house you dont.

I mean when you think about it, your son left probably wearing J's, jeans, and tees...


To pop up at your door in full blown dress, heels, makeup, and a fur coat...

I honestly would just walk away from my door and not say shyt. Probably go to the gym and hit the heavybag a few hours.

Then I'll come back ready to talk... Because you know thats not even the worst of it.

He'll probably be on some shyt like "well I invited my boyfriend Jake over.. And I've decided to switch from my STEM major and go into cosmetology"

Spoiler

Edit:

The ONLY way I would accept this is if I had other sons that are doing the normal shyt. Then I'll be like "you know what, idc... Take that bullshyt off and go help your mother in the kitchen".

 

[Geek Nasty]

Little man will be asking you to walk his fruity fiance down the aisle next. And if youre not smiling like a sambo the whole time, you're the bad guy. It'll never end. You have to shuck and jive every time you see him.

 

[Stealth-Hustle]

Y'all nikkas man!

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

"Gotdamn boy what them nikkas do to you up there"

 

[James Gordon]

This gif made my day you gettin repped friend

 

[videogamestashbox.com]

1. Self realization that I failed to properly acculturate and protect my sons mind / spirit.
2. Attempt to correct the issue by removing him from his regular environment then repeatedly sit him down with knowledgeable family/people in an attempt to reinforce the family values/expectations
3. In the event that he doesn't abide by the family expectations I would divest from his endeavors and focus on my other children

• If he was in an especially bad spot in life I'd help(just like I would any human)
• I wouldn't keep him from seeing his mother / siblings
• I would be as cordial as I would anyone other random person I see on the street
• He would be immediately turned away from the house for dressing, acting, or promoting anything inappropriate.

 

[Palm Tree's & Blunts]

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