Your statline if Greg Popovich was your coach...

[Ethnic Vagina Finder]

i'd wouldn't even be able to dress for games.

i'd be in street cloths behind the bench

 

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

Multiply Tony Parker's numbers by 1.5 and trade that ninja.

 

[mastermind]

All NBA towel waver

 

[TheNig]

All NBA towel waver

Smh @ y'all settling to be Ronny Turiaf's and shyt. Super-extra-hype benchwarmer

 

[No1]

10 and 5 in the NBDL

 

[obarth]

Smh @ y'all settling to be Ronny Turiaf's and shyt. Super-extra-hype benchwarmer

I'm 6'2" with a power forward's game, breh. I can hit the three, but I'm not getting pt anyway.

 

[~*--------(Big Boom)]

Samaki walker numbers

 

[CJ]

2 pts (all fts - gotta get fouled atleast once per game)
4 assists (drive and kick to manu or bonner continously, no other plays run)
1 board (botched layup, get my own rebound)
1 steal

 

[mastermind]

Smh @ y'all settling to be Ronny Turiaf's and shyt. Super-extra-hype benchwarmer

I prefer Mateen Cleaves

 

[King Jove]

what's the league minimum? like $400,000?

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid, i'd warm the bench and cheer for that kind of money

 

[NSSVO]

DNP - Coaches Decision

 

[TheNig]

I'm tryna get some burn.

 

[Stoop Kid]

4 points
3 reb
4 assists
8 t.o's... I'm 6'2" and slim. I would be playing against nba pg's and gettin eatin up nightly

 

[MegaTronBomb!]

1 pt,4a, 2reb, 2 stl 5pf.. gets voted best locker room presence.

 

[Crovax]

DNP -Coach's decsion, 2.5 GPG (Gatorades per game)