You're a born winner

[stealthbomber]

You were the one sperm out of hundreds of millions that wiggled yourself into the egg


And out of the countless nuts your dad blew


How does that make you feel?

 

[Binary]

 

[International Playa]

at times I wish I lost the race,

 

[Easy-E]

 

[Cat piss martini]

alot of hoe ass nikkas on this board
should have been swallowed.....

 

[Ray Jesus]

I feel accomplished and proud of myself for being a great swimmer.

 

[TRUEST]

You were the one sperm out of hundreds of millions that wiggled yourself into the egg


And out of the countless nuts your dad blew


How does that make you feel?

u just happened to be at the right place, at the right time. positioned by your maker to be born

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Glad to not wind up in a napkin.

 

[stealthbomber]

u just happened to be at the right place, at the right time. positioned by your maker to be born

luck is when preparation and opportunity meet. i was one of the fastest sperm and i had a shot for the egg so i took it.

you were prolly an artificially inseminated baby

 

[Pool_Shark]

You were the one sperm out of hundreds of millions that wiggled yourself into the egg


And out of the countless nuts your dad blew


How does that make you feel?

This might be a joke but thread but I think about how the people alive today are a combination of all the humans that survived earth and societies shyttiest moments. Going way back to people have to killing each other for food and making sure they get p*ssy to advance.

 

[Ray Jesus]

you were prolly an artificially inseminated baby

 

[Illuminatos]

I just go back and think of all the possible future athletes and millionaires that I've emptied out and then flushed down that toilet.

Cole World bruh.

 

[neko_804]

You were the one sperm out of hundreds of millions that wiggled yourself into the egg


And out of the countless nuts your dad blew


How does that make you feel?

tired.

 

[stealthbomber]

I just go back and think of all the possible future athletes and millionaires that I've emptied out and then flushed down that toilet.

Cole World bruh.

no homo i might have wiped kobe off my hand last night

 

[neko_804]

I just go back and think of all the possible future athletes and millionaires that I've emptied out and then flushed down that toilet.

Cole World bruh.

Also think of all the murderers, hoes, junkies, and thieves you flushed