You're a teammate, would you rather play w/ fake-@ss Bron, or a jerk in MJ & Kobe

[10bandz]

Bron had Wade begging him to stay at the Miami airport like a thot Mike and Kobe at least treated you like a man

Facts. Kob stood up for Pau and LO after the CP3 trade. I’m sure he wanted to play with CP but didn’t like how Pau and LO were blindsided.

 

[bigde09]

Facts. Kob stood up for Pau and LO after the CP3 trade. I’m sure he wanted to play with CP but didn’t like how Pau and LO were blindsided.

Bulls tried getting rid of Rodman in 97 and 98 Mike said no. They both respected their teammates that’s for sure

 

[Sk3ptical]

Fair

1 guy will pass you the ball bc he's afraid of the moment.

The other 2 will pass you the ball as a last resort in that moment.

But legoat James has been more clutch based on efficiency and performance in critical moments than kobe.#Facts

 

[RedBull]

With my personality, I’d say #24 Bean. Because he was guarded off the floor and just want you to work hard. I would’ve worked out with him on his schedule. He was to himself but he was NOT a PHONY, you didn’t have to guess with him, and that’s more important to me. Winning attitude, hard work, high IQ, and honesty.

If I was a puss, I’d love Bron as a teammate because he’s “fun”. But bro is selfish and will leave you high and dry once he’s “done” with you. Also he’s too insecure, I can’t rock with brehs who worry about his feelings all day. High IQ, outgoing, and hard worker. Will get you paid if you’re loyal, matter of fact, loyalty means nothing to him. Stand in the corner and wait for the ball. I would’ve screamed on him like Chalmers.

Mike? Nah, I’d love to play with him, but we’d fight because everyone is scared of him and I’m too outspoken towards people like him. He’s an apex predator of a-holes, the final boss. I’ll pass

 

[RedBull]

Facts. Kob stood up for Pau and LO after the CP3 trade. I’m sure he wanted to play with CP but didn’t like how Pau and LO were blindsided.

And he paid off a huge debt for LO after almost dying in the brothel.

 

[CHICAGO]

You're eventually getting traded either way. But Mike will just bully you until you swing on him and Kobe will bully you if you're Asian but ignore you otherwise. I'm going with Bron

MIKE AND KOBE GOT nikkaS TRADED?

YOU TALKING ABOUT SMUSH PARKER
LEVEL nikkaS?



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[madness]

Kobe would snitch on you to police (Shaq) and wouldn’t even talk to you if he didn’t feel like you were worthy (Smush). I’d definitely rather play with Lebron or Mike.

 

[jwinfield]

Bron will point to you as a reason they're going to win the chip in August and will have Shams and the rest of Klutch saying you ain't shyt by the 3rd week of November, the reason for all the bad things going on with the team, how his 18 year old son that's a 9th man on a shytty Pac 12 team is better than you and traded the following month.

 

[boskey]

MIKE AND KOBE GOT nikkaS TRADED?

YOU TALKING ABOUT SMUSH PARKER
LEVEL nikkaS?



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I assumed the premise is that I was not a good player. That's why Bron wants me traded and Mike/Kobe are telling me I ain't shyt. Mike and Kobe aren't keeping bums around for no reason...

 

[Yayo Toure]

Definitely would rather be teammates with the guy who actually passes the ball.

The guy who passes to you only if it entails an assist vs the guys who pass to you because you've earned their respect.

 

[10bandz]

The guy who passes to you only if it entails an assist vs the guys who pass to you because you've earned their respect.

Bron fans have such a retarded view of the game

MJ and Kobe actually played in structured offenses where everyone had a defined role, with Bron it's just nikkas standing around.

I'm sure Bosh would've loved playing with the "ball hogs" in the triangle.

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Kobe was an anti-social weirdo who snitched on teammates and internally destroyed dynasties.

MJ needed to pretend he was the whole reason the bulls were good, when they won 55 games without him and were still a championship contender.

Bron will pass you the ball and treat you like a man, and won’t have a narcissistic attitude that you’re lucky to breathe his air. You just have to hold up your end of the bargain on the court, which is a given

 

[987654321]

Kobe. MJ would cuss me out because he’d do some fly shyt in the lane and my dumb ass would just watch instead of doing what I was supposed to do.

 

[Mr. Jack Napier]

I'm playing with MJ or Kobe. I don’t do well with fake, two faced mothefukkas

 

[MJ Truth]

The guy who passes to you only if it entails an assist vs the guys who pass to you because you've earned their respect.

This is some of the dumbest shyt I’ve ever read.

This parasocial activity and deity-fying of players must stop. It’s basketball, a team sport. You’re both in the same game on the same team because you’re in the same league. You’ve “earned the respect” of getting the ball already.