You're in a steel cage match who is your opponent: grizzly bear or a silver back gorilla?

[Miggs]

I knew people was gonna say bear thinking they gon be wrasslin with winnie the pooh and shyt...

 

[KinksandCoils]

It's too many minuses to both of these.

Gorillas are intelligent they have strong ass arms that has a reach that could pick you up and slam you plus if you are in a cage it could easily climb it after you. But you might could attempt to calm it down by doing something dumb like singing or humming and it could be attracted to a nice sound. That's what they would do in a movie


Now with a bear they can't climb as good as a gorilla....I'm assuming. They aren't smart so they wouldn't even understand an attempt to calm it down. They move fast too. The only thing you could really do is attempt to climb out.

Basically your Either way

 

[Fatboi1]

Bears are p*ssy.

I'd be on some

shyt and go for the knock out.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

Now with a bear they can't climb as good as a gorilla....I'm assuming. They aren't smart so they wouldn't even understand an attempt to calm it down. They move fast too. The only thing you could really do is attempt to climb out.

Basically your Either way

You ain't making it out that cage

 

[Supercoolmayo]

I think he meant YOU are in the cage with a gorilla or a bear. Not gorilla vs bear

I mean thats what the title says...

 

[Fart Knocker]

"Gucci Mane will leave that ass in intensive care.
Matter fact, if you see me fight a grizzly bear,
I suggest you go and help the fukking grizzly bear." -Guwop

 

[Starman]

"Gucci Mane will leave that ass in intensive care.
Matter fact, if you see me fight a grizzly bear,
I suggest you go and help the fukking grizzly bear." -Guwop

I'm food either way, but I'm taking bear.

 

[The_Sheff]

It's too many minuses to both of these.

Gorillas are intelligent they have strong ass arms that has a reach that could pick you up and slam you plus if you are in a cage it could easily climb it after you. But you might could attempt to calm it down by doing something dumb like singing or humming and it could be attracted to a nice sound. That's what they would do in a movie


Now with a bear they can't climb as good as a gorilla....I'm assuming. They aren't smart so they wouldn't even understand an attempt to calm it down. They move fast too. The only thing you could really do is attempt to climb out.

Basically your Either way

You got this all fukked up. A grizzly bear is a much better climber than a gorilla. Male gorillas rarely even climb trees, and only do it if they are hungry and there is fruit in a tree. The gorilla is only going to attack you because it feels threatened, if it stops feeling threatened by you then it wont give two shyts about what you are doing. The bear wants to eat you, so he coming for that ass no matter what you do.

 

[KinksandCoils]

You got this all fukked up. A grizzly bear is a much better climber than a gorilla. Male gorillas rarely even climb trees, and only do it if they are hungry and there is fruit in a tree. The gorilla is only going to attack you because it feels threatened, if it stops feeling threatened by you then it wont give two shyts about what you are doing. The bear wants to eat you, so he coming for that ass no matter what you do.

A gorilla is still an excellent climber

 

[The_Sheff]

A gorilla is still an excellent climber

No they arent. A spider monkey is an excellent climber. A gorilla can simply get up a tree if need be and like i said its rare that a silverback will climb a tree. A human is more capable of climbing than a silverback due to how heavy it is.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

You wanna run in circles till it gets tired

BETTER THAN TRYING TO STICK THE JAB.