You're on a 6 hour plane ride home and have to choose one of these seats. Which seat are you choosing?

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

You already know

 

[DaPresident]

If I chose 1, I’d be off the plane cuz I’d beat that nikka beside me to a pulp!


So I’d take 7 probably for the accessibility and leg room or I’d sit in 4 or 3. I wouldn’t mind a convo with the former VPOTUS

 

[Redguard]

2

Sabrina Carpenter

 

[Canada Goose]

3, I like having a window seat when I travel.

 

[num123]

2 or 7 easy. Aisle seat, next to

, all good. The only thing that would get me to go to 7 would be Donny shytting his diapers and dealing with the smell close up

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

7

If you sit in 3, by the time you get off that plane you might be to be saying "Trump isn't so bad."

Some of you may scoff at me saying this, but Trump is a really charismatic individual, who is also (or was a pseudo) Billionaire, you should never underestimate these kind of people.

Even without that, I wouldn't want to sit that close to Trump, 7.

My second option would be 10, I'd sit between 50 and Kim K.

This is an honest, and mature response.

This is why people sound ridiculous when they see footage of Obama and Trump getting along at events. Obama can’t cuss that man out. There is a certain level of decorum that needs to be maintained, and despite wanting to admit it, Trump can be hilarious. That doesn’t mean you need to vote for him, but people of opposing political views can get along in the same space.

 

[parallax]

7. Dave is the only one I could tolerate that I recognize. Being trapped on a plane between 50 and the orange goblin sounds like hell though

I'd choose seat number one. So I could do this to him:

God those drums.

 

[Won Won]

#7

Nobody beside me

Limits smelling the rotting pumpkin in the back corner and I don’t have to see him

 

[O.T.I.S.]

It don’t matter if I had 0 or a million, I’m sitting next to Donald Trump if I was in this scenario and asking him about pardons

Inhale shyt for 6 hours to pay for a pardon, brehs

 

[popogogo]

Aisle seats always.
Hopefully a fat fukker ain't in the middle seat next to me.

 

[VegetasHairline]

3, I like having a window seat when I travel.

You're a goose.
Why would you need to get on a plane?

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

Dave Grohl would be reminding you he used to know Kurt Cobain the whole flight

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

2 after some xans and with a premium set of noise canceling headphones

 

[UpThruDere]

2 cause i'll have her ready to get folded up by the time we land and be scheming up some paper with Teflon Don too.

 

[The Phoenix]

9

Gonna try and talk some sense in to Sydney.