President gonna be shytting his pants behind you audibly
You're on a 6 hour plane ride home and have to choose one of these seats. Which seat are you choosing?
- Thread starter Elim Garak
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Three seaters? No three seaters in first class 
Heafcliffe
Hope there's puddin' in the clink...
1 so can apply the ole'
24 Hr. Finesse
Pro
Madame Vice President.....
Would lose my mind up in that. Doug lame ass gone fall in next time he try to go smash
Would lose my mind up in that. Doug lame ass gone fall in next time he try to go smash
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Clayton Endicott
Superstar
4 and trying to join the Mile High Club 
24 Hr. Finesse
Pro
Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
You're a goose.
Why would you need to get on a plane?
Sometimes I be lazy and prefer someone else do the flying
Low End Derrick
Veteran
- Trump stinks, is annoying and is an objectionably terrible human being. And he's tall so will be taking up space. Joint 1st worst option. I'll end up on the no flight list.
- Sabrina doesn't seem like a bad person, is cute and tiny as hell, so won't take up much space. 3rd best option.
- 2nd best option, although as a tall breh, window seats aren't the most comfortable.
- Decent option, Kamala got a MILFy quliity about her, but she is a politician. I don't really trust them off gp.
- Joint 1st worst option; Candace Owens is piece of human shyt with 0 redeeming qualities (& not even fine enough to perv over), and the Rock is 6'5", 270lbs. We'll be fighting over space all flight.
- Can't really do that. It sorta like urinal etiquette; if theres 3 spaces, and space #1 is occupied, you gotta take space #3.
- Best option; isle seat, no one next to me, easy access to the bathroom.
- Taylor seems annoying, and is quite tall but not to the levels of Trump in both aspects. Messi is small and doesn't speak a lick of English. Not the best option, but I would be able to clown him for his penalty miss in 2012, though.
- Simon Cowell has some strange proclivities but doesn't seem like a terrible guy. Sydney Sweeney got some fat ass titties but would probably prefer to sit in seat #1.
- I'm Black, so 50 would have some animosity towards me of gp; don't feel like we'd get on, plus he's quite big (pause) so we'd be fighting over the armrest. Kim is tiny in height, and has annoying accent but I might get a feel of her booty cheeks that would probably spill out underneath the armrest.
#1 so I can network.
Straw Hat Luffy
Veteran
5 I want to talk to the rock why he bailed on the Cody Rhodes storyline
Fillerguy
Veteran
Whatever seat where it's easier to crash the plane from. For the culture.
Easiest 4 - 6 for one we'll ever have.
Easiest 4 - 6 for one we'll ever have.
MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
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