You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller, with one night to kill your cat. Do you survive?

[CarbonBraddock]

A genie appears and shrinks you to a very small size. He takes your whole family hostage and locks you in your home. The only other living thing in there is your housecat, who, being a cat, never had any feelings for you to begin with, and will now only see you as prey. The genie says you have 12 hours to kill the cat, who also will be actively hunting you the entire time. If the cat is not dead at the end of that time, you will watch your whole family be thrown into a wood-chipping machine, and no, they will not survive. You also cannot call for outside help. How do you come out on top? Discuss.

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

Cats

With enough prep time that cat wouldn't know what hit him/her

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Cats

With enough prep time that cat wouldn't know what hit him/her

go deeper with this

 

[Cereal_Bowl_Assassin]

go deeper with this

I would but I already got negged a bunch of times because of my dislikes for cats...I'm trying to keep my head above water fir a little bit lol

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

What warped mind comes up with a scenario to kill an animal, especially a cat?

#catset does not approve

 

[Greenhornet]

I lure the cat into a bookbag and light it on fire and stab the bag

 

[intra vires]

who, being a cat, never had any feelings for you to begin with

This is pooch-screwer propaganda.

 

[duncanthetall]

Have you seen cats hunt rodents? Things that would be much more agile and used to being that size? They’re very efficient.

Better be packing before he shrinks you

 

[Mr Rager]

Get to the kitchen as quick as possible. Grab a steak knife. Wait for the cat to attack and go one on one

Option 2: Hide inside of a pillow. Use the pillow as protection while you move around to find a garbage bag. Open the bag and trap the cat inside until it stops moving

 

[CarbonBraddock]

Get to the kitchen as quick as possible. Grab a steak knife. Wait for the cat to attack and go one on one

Option 2: Hide inside of a pillow. Use the pillow as protection while you move around to find a garbage bag. Open the bag and trap the cat inside until it stops moving

you can't wield a steak-knife at that size though.

 

[Booker T Garvey]

 

[CarbonBraddock]

This is pooch-screwer propaganda.

it's a scientific fact. watch the videos on how cats don't care usually when their owners return from a long hiatus. meanwhile, dogs are all over you as soon as you come back after one hour. this is why thecoli prefers dogs over cats 9 out of 10 times.

 

[Donald J Trump]

Humans are taller than lions and would lose easily

So Imagine being 1/5 the size of a cat

you literally going to die

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

Im not participating in this ludicrous hypothetical

 

[Fade Runner 2049]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.