You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller, with one night to kill your cat. Do you survive?

[old pig]

You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller,
with one night to kill your cat.

holy shyt...what a wild ass scenario lmaooooooo

I’d be dead as fukk btw

 

[NinoBrown]

so you'll kill yourself to save your family?

It is a small chance I could survive, but better than trying to fight the beast one on one.....

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

nikka no


every nikka that says he could kill his cat is a fukking liar. they're literally mini killing machines. the worst part is that they will play with you until you can't move and die.

Anyone can choke a cat out if they really wanted to youre buggin

 

[Secure Da Bag]

I'm grabbing a fork and channeling every character of Soul Calibur. I'm gonna win damnit.

 

[old pig]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

 

[Womb Raider]

Anyone can choke a cat out if they really wanted to youre buggin

not at the size of a ps4 controller

 

[bangbreh]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

Flag on the play
Watch this mans IP
Breh sounds like he's planned a booty break before talkin about runnin through a kitteh cheerio like some football players runnin through construction paper on game day

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Fill up a room's floor with water, throw a plugged electrical device on the floor from a high vantage point, lure the cat in and watch this mf fry

 

[KingJay]

if It’s a female cat I’m finna slide my body into a condom, before I get into the condom I’m going to make sure I’m equipped with a small pocket knife in my cargo pants pocket. I’m going to lube the condom with some cooking oil or anything that’s available. When the cat rests from searching for me I’m going to run full speed and dive into the cats ass. Once inside I’m going to escape from the condom and remove the knife from my cargo pants pocket and proceed to slice the cats internal organs. Then either cut or crawl my way back out.

Are you happy OP? Is this what you wanted?

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Start a fire outside in front of a window, cut some solid thread, attach it to the window and to my body, lure the cat by dancing and calling it a bytch so that he jumps on me, dodge at the last time and watch it fall to its death

 

[Box Factory]

nikka no


every nikka that says he could kill his cat is a fukking liar. they're literally mini killing machines. the worst part is that they will play with you until you can't move and die.

I caught my cat with a mouse in the back yard the other day.

He had broken its back and back legs and was picking it up with its mouth and repeatedly seeing how high he could throw it in the air

 

[old pig]

...you will watch your whole family be thrown into a wood-chipping machine, and no, they will not survive.

goes w/o saying...no?

 

[duncanthetall]

everyone, this is the same man that argued five pages with me that a gorilla can't be beaten by a man under any circumstances.

Like...even with explosives? Does he believe gorillas to be immortal?

 

[Another Man]

everyone, this is the same man that argued five pages with me that a gorilla can't be beaten by a man under any circumstances.

Bare handed? Okay breh

 

[cobra]

still big enough to pull a trigger ...would have that cat leaking like