You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller, with one night to kill your cat. Do you survive?

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Start a fire outside in front of a window, cut some solid thread, attach it to the window and to my body, lure the cat by dancing and calling it a bytch so that he jumps on me, dodge at the last time and watch it fall to its death
Cats always land on their feet...you screwed up

Also why have none you accounted for the fact these nikkas have 9 lives?!
 

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My best hope is hitting the kitchen and opening the spices bottles with peppers n all that shyt and chugging it at the cat, then getting to the Lazer pointer. That'll provide some distraction


But at that point idk what I'd do cause the only way I can think of killing it is either falling on it with a knife or luring it into a bathtub and dropping a blow-dryer in there but idk how I'd have the strength or time

Op you need to give us some kind of advantage to work with other wise the scenarios just get dead ended
 

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alot of cats are right about being overpowered
but a house has alot of dangerous shyt for a cat
and with a human brain it would be easy if you held it down

the more I think of my first response
I would just trap the cat anywhere and burn it with a flamethrower

cat would 100% not be messing with me if I was shooting hairspray bottles worth of flames out

once you douse the cat in anything flammable its a fukking wrap

luring a cat into a bag or box is pretty easy too
 

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folks talking about traps. as if that cat wont attack you the moment it lays its eyes on you. you wont even get any items because none can climb up a counter. what did you think youd use a chair? you aint climbing that either. cause the moment the cat hears you scooting it, youre dead.


my cat once killed a lizard during the night with the lights off. just to get an idea how sound their sensories are.
 

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i presented a situation in a thread that was scientifically accurate wherein a gorilla could be defeated by me and he would not accept it. It involved me wearing a special suit made of kevlar that the gorilla could not penetrate. and he, the gorilla, would also not be allowed to knock me over. it was mad dudes giving me props in the thread, but not him. they was postin images of squirrels working out and shyt, just being mad disrespectful.

:mjlol:

*edit*

^^^ I need a link to that thread

...and a link for this one :gladbron:

no, because, as i said on here before, i had a uncle who went in and i caused him to survive.
 
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alot of cats are right about being overpowered
but a house has alot of dangerous shyt for a cat
and with a human brain it would be easy if you held it down

the more I think of my first response
I would just trap the cat anywhere and burn it with a flamethrower

cat would 100% not be messing with me if I was shooting hairspray bottles worth of flames out

once you douse the cat in anything flammable its a fukking wrap

luring a cat into a bag or box is pretty easy too

the only “flamethrower” you might be able to pick up is a damn lighter lol
 

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Y’all nikkas soft

I’m building a trap for that bytch where a string trips 3 forks to impale that bytch.

Aim a laser beam at the wall or kick a ping pong ball off a table, let the cat trip the string then play Atomic Dog for my championship music. fukk that tomcat
:russ: @ atomic dog being the soundtrack for this
 
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