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Cats always land on their feet...you screwed up
Also why have none you accounted for the fact these nikkas have 9 lives?!
You're shrunk to the size of a PS4 controller, with one night to kill your cat. Do you survive?
- Thread starter CarbonBraddock
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Also why have none you accounted for the fact these nikkas have 9 lives?!
I got a ton of mouse poison, I'm feeding that bytch the whole bag.
Tommy Knocks
retired
Vandelay
Life is absurd. Lean into it.
Yeah nikka
My best hope is hitting the kitchen and opening the spices bottles with peppers n all that shyt and chugging it at the cat, then getting to the Lazer pointer. That'll provide some distraction
But at that point idk what I'd do cause the only way I can think of killing it is either falling on it with a knife or luring it into a bathtub and dropping a blow-dryer in there but idk how I'd have the strength or time
Op you need to give us some kind of advantage to work with other wise the scenarios just get dead ended
But at that point idk what I'd do cause the only way I can think of killing it is either falling on it with a knife or luring it into a bathtub and dropping a blow-dryer in there but idk how I'd have the strength or time
Op you need to give us some kind of advantage to work with other wise the scenarios just get dead ended
Y’all nikkas soft
I’m building a trap for that bytch where a string trips 3 forks to impale that bytch.
Aim a laser beam at the wall or kick a ping pong ball off a table, let the cat trip the string then play Atomic Dog for my championship music. fukk that tomcat
I’m building a trap for that bytch where a string trips 3 forks to impale that bytch.
Aim a laser beam at the wall or kick a ping pong ball off a table, let the cat trip the string then play Atomic Dog for my championship music. fukk that tomcat
Greenhornet
A God Among Kings
alot of cats are right about being overpowered
but a house has alot of dangerous shyt for a cat
and with a human brain it would be easy if you held it down
the more I think of my first response
I would just trap the cat anywhere and burn it with a flamethrower
cat would 100% not be messing with me if I was shooting hairspray bottles worth of flames out
once you douse the cat in anything flammable its a fukking wrap
luring a cat into a bag or box is pretty easy too
but a house has alot of dangerous shyt for a cat
and with a human brain it would be easy if you held it down
the more I think of my first response
I would just trap the cat anywhere and burn it with a flamethrower
cat would 100% not be messing with me if I was shooting hairspray bottles worth of flames out
once you douse the cat in anything flammable its a fukking wrap
luring a cat into a bag or box is pretty easy too
WaveCapsByOscorp™
2021 Grammy Award Winner
I think I’d find a way of trapping the cat somewhere. Like in an oven.
Tommy Knocks
retired
folks talking about traps. as if that cat wont attack you the moment it lays its eyes on you. you wont even get any items because none can climb up a counter. what did you think youd use a chair? you aint climbing that either. cause the moment the cat hears you scooting it, youre dead.
my cat once killed a lizard during the night with the lights off. just to get an idea how sound their sensories are.
my cat once killed a lizard during the night with the lights off. just to get an idea how sound their sensories are.
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^^^ I need a link to that thread
...and a link for this one
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Lace it’s catfood with some borax or rat poison and hide until it takes effect, problem solved
cats (no pun intended) are really not reading the title...being the size of a PS4 controller you gonna fukk around and knock the borax acid all over yourself trying to lift it
man your ass gonna fall IN the bag
the only “flamethrower” you might be able to pick up is a damn lighter lol
WaveCapsByOscorp™
2021 Grammy Award Winner
@ atomic dog being the soundtrack for this