You're stuck on a desert island and can only have one

[NotAnFBIagent]

Which u choosing?

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Woman top to get top

 

[Silkk]

Didn't we do this already?

Woman top, Fish Bottom, and my Fleshlight

 

[The Infamous]

Who the fukk would choose a reverse mermaid? I ain't fukking no damn fish

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

top human so i can get some brain cuz a negro packing something substantial
(Get it, like Substantia Nigra, you know its part of the mesencephalon or midbrain, get it anyone, be a neuroscience major brehs)

 

[Big Daddy]

Easily choose B
If I chose A I'd be stuck just getting dome all my life. At least with B I can have actual human sex.

fukk the top half of her body idc about that because when she's bent over getting her back dug out I can imagine the top half is whatever b!tch I want it to be

 

[jackswstd]

Mermaid

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Who voted they want a man

 

[Sassy]

Hmmm...a man or a mermaid - a tough choice.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Who the fukk would choose a reverse mermaid? I ain't fukking no damn fish

Easily choose B
If I chose A I'd be stuck just getting dome all my life. At least with B I can have actual human sex.

fukk the top half of her body idc about that because when she's bent over getting her back dug out I can imagine the top half is whatever b!tch I want it to be

There's your answer

 

[Supa cat]

A im face fukking the mermaid

 

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Woman top cause she has a human brain much more helpful

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

The mermaid.

#Facetime til the death of me

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

A no doubt.

Just gonna have to get use to head for life.

Still better than jacking it

 

[thatdude954]

Easily choose B
If I chose A I'd be stuck just getting dome all my life. At least with B I can have actual human sex.

fukk the top half of her body idc about that because when she's bent over getting her back dug out I can imagine the top half is whatever b!tch I want it to be

Take the Top human
You can send her out for help, have convos when bored, and get head.