You're tucking your daughter into bed when

[Cobalt Sire]

One of the girl's is pretending to be something she's not. It would be hard to trust either one. If the girl on the bed was a monster, why would she send the dad under the bed? Sneak attack? If the girl under the bed is a monster, she's trying to cause confusion and misdirect.

 

[Doctor Wily]

 

[Geek Nasty]

Amending my tax returns, twice the deduction

 

[itsyoung!!]

why would the monster, tell you theirs a monster under the bed ? the monster has to be under the bed

 

[Blankthawtz]

DNA proved that he wasn't the father of either one of them.....

 

[EARFQUAKE]

Stop it

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

fukking great

An extra mouth to feed

 

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The second vid

 

[MajesticLion]

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

id say what in the hell in steve harvey's voice

id run out saying fukk this shyt and go in the kitchen and make myself a porkchop sandwich.

 

[Lhark]

I'm getting tf up outta there

 

[White City Black]

Off the rip the way the girl on the bed sounds is too calm. Like, the one under the bed sounds legitimately scared. I’d believe the one under the bed for sure.

Someone on Twitter mentioned the “Dad/Daddy” thing. It’s similar to the Nick Fury gag from “Captain Marvel.” It’s possible the doppelgänger would assume you’d be addressed one way, when that’s actually not correct. My son calls me “Papa” directly, so if the kid under (and not on) the bed did that, I’d automatically

 

[Bboystyle]

This is fukking easy. The one talking on the bed sounds like a retard that just learned English. Obviously the one under the bed is your real daughter.


/thread

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I can tell...you're the parent who gets everyone killed because you believe the zombie is still your little child. Talkin' bout don't shoot my baby, or trying to hide the bite from the squad.

Exactly. Have the kid all chained up and shyt so you can “spend time together” without getting bit.

 

[Rollo Goodlove]

That’s why I stay strapped somebody gone get put to sleep