You trying too hard. Compare a sex toy to your grandmothers pastries.Sodomite antics.
To think, we made fun of the whiteboy in American Pie and now..

If you standing up in the corner with ya Johnson halfway up a carwash machine then YOU are trying too hard bruvah.You trying too hard. Compare a sex toy to your grandmothers pastries.![]()

Using a product from a multi-billion dollar industry thats designed to do exactly what you intend to do with it is a far cry from fukking warm baked goods on the kitchen island of your dads house. Thats deviant behavior. No amount of ignorance should be this pronounced.If you standing up in the corner with ya Johnson halfway up a carwash machine then YOU are trying too hard bruvah.
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What happened to this dude? He's hilarious
She’s trying to help you guys out. Hence the title.The fact that it’s a brehette posting this makes it even more demonic![]()
Not impressed.Male sex toy babble.Using a product from a multi-billion dollar industry thats designed to do exactly what you intend to do with it is a far cry from fukking warm baked goods on the kitchen island of your dads house. Thats deviant behavior. No amount of ignorance should be this pronounced.
She’s trying to help you guys out. Hence the title.