You’s A bytch ass nikka if you held the n64 controller like this

[NoirDynosaur]

N64 is one of the greatest consoles of all time.

 

[blaccbeard]

best fukking controller of all time if you disagree you had small hands

Srsly, buncha baby handed fakkits trying to get all up on that joystick

 

[Kenny West]

Big facts but the way I held the controller was some fukked up convoluted way that made me feel like the tiny hand dude from scary movie 2

 

[Shorty K]

64?


I had a playstation like every other real nikka

So you're saying you couldn't play No Mercy, Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Mario Party, Perfect Dark, Goldeneye, Mario 64, Ocarina of Time growing up? Damn

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Probably had his legs crossed like a woman with a pink drink while he was playing

I know you playing but dudes K I L L me trying to put down tha Lotus stance.

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

I never held it like that. But I only played 64 at other peoples houses or whatever.

 

[FromStLouis]

Easily the PlayStation controller.

I respect the opinion, very special controller and a design that has stood the test of time.

But that N64 controller is just different.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I dont think my thumb wasnt directly on top like that.

 

[calixprynce]

Once a nikka found out how to strafe with the yellow C buttons, it was a wrap. Perfect Dark was going up , it actually saved my brother from possibly being murdered. We was playing 4 player split screen and I had one more kill to go...my dumb ass committed suicide with a rocket launcher so I lost a kill. My oldest brother was to take the dog out once the game was done..right when he was gonna go outside, the apartment next door to ours got riddled with bullets. If you from Cali you’ve prolly heard about the Mynisha Crenshaw law..that’s the incident .

I love N64,

 

[Kilgore Trout]

So you're saying you couldn't play No Mercy, Smash Bros, Mario Kart, Mario Party, Perfect Dark, Goldeneye, Mario 64, Ocarina of Time growing up? Damn

I played smash brothers and golden eye once in a while but not at my house. It was always a random white friend who had the 64

 

[MidniteJay]

Ergonomics on this were absolutely atrocious in hind sight.

Ever went back to it? Last gen, I got to mess with the N64 again I literally did the trying to figure out how I got used to the controller as a kid.

 

[JQ Legend]

Got held up in JFK and what was posted to be a direct flight done turned into an extra 2+ hrs of travel time with a connection

I really needed this laugh breh

And I don't give a fukk what anyone says GoldenEye is the GOAT 1ps

 

[Wildin]

Shoutout my cousin jr

Make this thread in the arcadium

Then explain how you played Mario 64, Zelda and goldeneye

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

So what you saying is you was trash at goldeneye and this a copping mechanism

He one of them dudes that played racing games and moved using the d-pad

 

[Bboystyle]

So you had that middle big dikk part pointing at you all these years?

Big?