Zeke No (Kellen) Moore/Bless Our Hearts: 2023 Dallas Cowboys Off-Season Thread

[Dwight Howard]

Huge W

 

[Codeine Bryant]

Still not moving the needle with this frantic, noodle-arm, indecisive dikkhead we have lining up under center

I hope Brandin Cooks can hold opponents to less than 10ppg

 

[SpacedOutGeek]

We making moves y’all . I’m not use to this

 

[L68]

Should resign TY Hilton too

 

[Trill McClay]

 

[Surreal]

Cooks?

 

[jay211]

I'm surprised we didn't go for Hopkins over Cooks. Hopkins is by far the better player. I know it would've cost a 2nd, but the talent is so superior, I would've done it.

 

[lightskin jermaine]

Great trade.

 

[DaPresident]

I was hoping for Nuk…what Cooks got left in the tank?

It’s still Dak throwing them the ball…


I’m getting pissed right now just thinking of them goofy little promises and sayings he used to say at the press conferences after a loss…ole “I promise to be better and not throw interceptions ever again” azz nuggah

Dude was like Tebow without the will and drive. He think we just gon keep believing this mess? Ima bounce, this ish got me heated on a off-season Sunday morning smh

 

[Dwight Howard]

I was hoping for Nuk…what Cooks got left in the tank?

It’s still Dak throwing them the ball…


I’m getting pissed right now just thinking of them goofy little promises and sayings he used to say at the press conferences after a loss…ole “I promise to be better and not throw interceptions ever again” azz nuggah

Dude was like Tebow without the will and drive. He think we just gon keep believing this mess? Ima bounce, this ish got me heated on a off-season Sunday morning smh

Bruh he had 1 season out of 7 of throwing pics to act like he's done this his whole career is straight up disingenuous

 

[Surreal]

I was hoping for Nuk…what Cooks got left in the tank?

It’s still Dak throwing them the ball…


I’m getting pissed right now just thinking of them goofy little promises and sayings he used to say at the press conferences after a loss…ole “I promise to be better and not throw interceptions ever again” azz nuggah

Dude was like Tebow without the will and drive. He think we just gon keep believing this mess? Ima bounce, this ish got me heated on a off-season Sunday morning smh

Cook is the youngest of these WRs outchea

 

[Nitro Tuggle]

Not mad at it. Didn’t give up much and he’s younger than steroid boy and the other diva. If we can DT help and a LB now, this offseason would be damn near perfect in Cowboy terms

 

[L. Deezy]

I was hoping for Nuk…what Cooks got left in the tank?

It’s still Dak throwing them the ball…


I’m getting pissed right now just thinking of them goofy little promises and sayings he used to say at the press conferences after a loss…ole “I promise to be better and not throw interceptions ever again” azz nuggah

Dude was like Tebow without the will and drive. He think we just gon keep believing this mess? Ima bounce, this ish got me heated on a off-season Sunday morning smh

Bro..why you ruining my Sunday with them press conference quotes. Shyt is tragic

 

[DaPresident]

Bruh he had 1 season out of 7 of throwing pics to act like he's done this his whole career is straight up disingenuous

Bro, it’s not even about the INTs…reread what I posted. It was about his goofy press conferences and platitudes. Tebow did the same thing, except he meant what he said. Turn around and won a natty after a bad loss and a press conference sound bite…

And I absolutely hate the Gaytor, but truth is truth. I’m just over Dak at this point

 

[Primetime21]

Cheap b*stards