Zion looking 300 lbs brehs...

[Noriega]

Probably the most cut leanest player in NBA history

Giannis is up there

 

[Cladyclad]

^
A pelican fans dream

 

[FaTaL]

They absolutely drank NONE of that mountain dew.

Yea he swallowed it

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

Yea he swallowed it

 

[bigrodthe1]

He Just Big Boned

That's what Momma Kolo used to tell all your relatives about your fat ass Huh

 

[FAH1223]

Still a big Zion fan but I had to

Zion before the NBA shutdown in March 2020 during his rookie season

Zion in the Bubble

Zion during the 2020-21 season

 

[ALonelyDad]

New Orleans have no direction in basketball. I get it it's a Saints town, but you can't float like a shyt in a water, you have to build your team to contend for a title, otherwise you'll keep losing viewership.

They wasted AD years, they are wasting Zion as well. Keeping players in shape is a team's responsibility as well. If Zion played for Riley he'd be working his ass of on a diet. Even a god damn Antoine Walker had to loose some weight when he played for Miami.

Your franchise player is bloated like a Michelin Man. Do something about tha.

That's because he would want to be there, it's a two way street. It's not like the Pelicans have not invited him to all the events, he would rather be at Duke frat parties. All Pelicans can do is just be yes men to Zion and hope it works.

 

[Outlaw]

Zion before the NBA shutdown in March 2020 during his rookie season

Zion in the Bubble

Zion during the 2020-21 season

Zion is really the new age Charles Barkley

 

[J-MIL]

This shyt had me in tears

 

[Emoryal]

When was this filmed? Baggy shirt? Plus your legs look fat scrunched up. He'll look good come preseason.

 

[The G.O.D II]

 

[JordanWearinThe45]

Left knee right knee

 

[HabitualChiller]

A lot of the comments on here are just jokes....

But really.... how could you not recommend dude lean up and eat better.... he can avg 20+ the way he is, but imagine how much better he would likely be/feel if he leaned up a lil bit.

And you cant really compare him to the average joe. Zion's body is literally part of his job. He can hire a dietician to cook healthier shyt for him that actually tastes good. Most of us have to suffer through dryass chicken breasts lol.

Facts.

Regular kats have to eat peanut butter on whole grain bread and bland ass brown rice with stale ass chicken breasts 3 times a day and shyt.

Man, I'm not ready for this gym life next week.

 

[FAH1223]

 

[Thavoiceofthevoiceless]

Yet you still have some people on here thinking that Zion is going to turn down a max extension from NO this offseason and force his way into FA

He'd be a fool if he turned it down and took the gamble. Get that long term security when it's offered as it's obvious his body isn't going to hold up long term.