Zion to miss opening week of NBA season and probably more with knee injury; "not severe" though

Little known fact, heights of nba players haven’t changed much since the 1970s; the major difference was weight. Players got heavier and pace slowed, until player weight started going down around the 2010s and possessions per game started getting closer to the absurd pace of the 1960s finals. Zion would have ate in the 80s-90s, but like you said, having to play uptempo is going to be more difficult. But what do I know, the NOLA stans say I’m uninformed I mean the obviously know so much about basketball, hence why so many free agents are chomping at the bit to run to New Orleans.

 

Damn you still salty as all hell about that 4-0 ether from almost 2 years ago now huh?

Burns your soul to its bitter, worthless core knowing some "stupid ass motherfukkers" humiliated your pathetic excuse of a team and then went and put up a better fight against the Warriors than your pathetic choking asses did with KD out. Ol 4-and-hoed outta the playoffs 3 years in a row asses.


Bet your FO would dump your whole bum ass team and those midget guards you've been resting your sad pathetic hopes on for the past 6 years for the chance to build around a real generational talent like Zion. But then they'd just surround him with scrubs like fatass Whiteside and muppet ass coaches like that turtle faced choking cac Stotts and he'd be the latest casualty to be swept outta the playoffs year after year so thank god that ain't happening. I almost feel sorry for Dame; he gonna be subject to perennial humiliation for every year he's committed to your gentrified ass excuse for a city and franchise and he'll be nothing but an afterthought in the history books when all is said and done because of it. At least there'll always be all the good memories of him and his teams valiant struggles in all those annual losses to remember...

 

Doctors are saying they are surprised he didn't drop weight over the summer. Also, Zion has a weird gait and valgus.

Assuming this is just knee soreness and nothing more the Pelicans need to really get on monitoring his diet and getting his bio mechanics in a better place.

 

He waddles like a Pelican

 

Zion also living in new orelans doesn’t help. So much good food

 

Once again thecoli overreacts lol.

 

god the coli servers suck today.

I found out last night he's missing opening week but the servers are trash! Woj took my shine. Smh.

Network execs are PISSED

 

Bruh u been cappin for a week about your sources

 

He's missing multiple weeks already with a knee... how's that not serious? He hasn't even begun to play a pro schedule yet.

 

His weights already an issue at such a young age and it’s not like that gets better as you get older.

 

fukk a couple of weeks.

 

I read that it might be serious...

 

Be 290 pounds n jumping 44 inches in the air n landing back on ur knees brehs

 

karma for yall in that AD finger thread