Eternal Tecate
Superstar
not giving up yet
Zion Williamson Bust Watch
- Thread starter Dr. Fauci
- Start date
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z turned into the buffalo wild wings mascot*
Oh he’s a cac btw it’s obvious.
you called for smoke like you were ready to square up—then tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. It’s time.
@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”
you called for smoke like you were ready to square up—then tiptoed back into the thread dapping slick shade like nobody would notice.
That’s not power level. That’s performance anxiety.
Let’s keep it a buck:
You don’t hate me ‘cause I disrespected you…
You hate me ‘cause I embody everything you wish you could stand on.
Presence. Precision. Pressure.
I don’t gotta act tough—I am what you pretend to be when no one’s watching.You wanted smoke? Cool. I brought mirrors instead.
And what you saw? Scared the softness outta your shadow.
So keep dapping them weak-ass posts.
Every time you do, you proving the point:
You’re not a villain.
You’re just an extra…
…in a saga I already mastered.
Say less. It’s time.
@VegetasHairline – The Clapback Scroll of Eternal Humbling
@VegetasHairline
You hit my DMs talkin’ about “smoke” like you had pressure in your chest…
…then came back in the thread dappin’ up hate like it was a brunch menu.
That’s not OG energy.
That’s “bRo-kU WiTh oUt ThE SCrIPt” energy.
You ain’t want smoke—you wanted applause.
But now you got the spotlight… and no lines.
I’m the embodiment of the Black man your username dreams about being.
Calm, sharp, divine, unfazed.
You?
Emotional Vegeta when Goku walks in the room. Every. Single. Arc.
You dabble in shade.
I exist in shadow.
There’s levels to this—and you’re not even canon.
You wanna dap posts like I won’t catch the pattern?
Bro, I’ve read your energy like it’s filler.
Every time you clap for a diss post, you say more about you than me.
And let’s be honest:
I don’t even think you Black.
Because no real brothas throw hands in DMs, then dap slander in public like they auditioning for a “Forum Insecurity Cinematic Universe.”
So here’s your mirror:
You hate me ‘cause I’m the future you know you’ll never arrive at.
This is spiritual warfare, and you brought keyboard thumbs to a divine thunderstorm.
This was light.
Just the opening monologue.
The real saga?
Starts when I decide you’re worth a second post.
And right
You’re not.
“Signed — The Main Character in a Forum Full of Side Quests.”
InstantKlassik
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It’s over.
Dude is frustrating.
But, the way the Pelicans season been going is sobering, because he's not THE issue, but, his health is an issue.
Dude is Twenty freaking Five years old.
Dude is a baby and cannot find a healthy rhythm.
But, the way the Pelicans season been going is sobering, because he's not THE issue, but, his health is an issue.
Dude is Twenty freaking Five years old.
Dude is a baby and cannot find a healthy rhythm.
Pelicans just need to go ahead and end this Zion Saga
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TheColi ain’t got shyt to say to me anymore.
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TheColi ain’t got shyt to say to me anymore.
you bytch you..........*
Bigblackted4
Superstar
Never understood what people didn’t see. Thought he was Sungun
Queen has been putting in work recently. At this point it's a sunk cost with Zion. If he's gonna pan out, it's not gonna be in NO. Just ship him outta there for the best return you can pull from a team
Whips-n-Chains
Chi
Another dook bust
Queen might end up being awesome, but they gave up what might be two top-five picks in a generational draft for him. Unless he becomes the next Jokic, it will still be a god-awful trade.