cruz

Yup. Dual thread... cuz I know yall buzzy. Cliffs: 1. CubanCanadian Congressman, Teď Cruz took time out from being the alleged Zodiac Killer to catch an American Airlines flight ....... and was photod with NO MASK in sight!! 2. TC does have a drink in his hand. However, he's an azzhole &...

Ted Cruz drops out of the Republican presidential race “I said I would continue on as long as there is a viable path to victory. Tonight, I’m sorry to say, it appears that path has been foreclosed,” Cruz told a small group of supporters here Tuesday night. “Together we left it all on the field...

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Some kid yelled to Lyin Ted that he sucked, :russ: Lyin Ted says in his house if his kid did that to an adult, they'd be spanked. Chris Hayes wants it on record that Lyin Ted hits his kids. Why are liberals such pu$$ies. :why:

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@49:29 :dead: :mjlol:

Look How Ted Cruz Signed This Copy of The Communist Manifesto At a campaign stop, someone asked Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) to sign a copy of the Communist Manifesto. Cruz obliged--with a bit of a twist.

OMG I LAUGHED SO MUCH......... :deadmanny:

The Most Creative Descriptions of Ted Cruz (So Far) By ANNA NORTH APRIL 28, 2016 2:40 PM April 28, 2016 2:40 pm Ted Cruz.Credit Mark Makela for The New York Times “Lyin’ Ted” feels almost tame. Donald Trump is usually the most insulting person in any room, but his nickname for Ted Cruz is...

:huhldup: The hate is real for sleezy ass Cruz.

Cruz to name Fiorina as VP running mate Hoping to kickstart his campaign after a string of demoralizing losses to Trump, the senator is tapping a former rival turned loyal campaign surrogate. By ALEX ISENSTADT 04/27/16 01:51 PM EDT Ted Cruz will announce Wednesday that Carly Fiorina will be...

:russ: The fukkery continues.

Ted Cruz, John Kasich join forces to stop Donald Trump (CNN)Ted Cruz and John Kasich issued startling statements Sunday night about their paths ahead, the first sign the two campaigns are coordinating to deny Donald Trump the Republican presidential nomination. Within minutes of each other, the...

“Republicans are in kind of a bind since their best hope for stopping Donald Trump is a guy who’s the lovechild of Joe McCarthy and Dracula,” Al Franken said. | AP Photo Franken jokes Cruz is ‘lovechild of Joe McCarthy and Dracula’ By BRIANNA EHLEY 04/20/16 02:06 PM EDT Sen. Al Franken...

First term been aight. :ehh: And I've jerked off to the vice president so many time. Who would thot instagram would take it dis fah??? :noah:

Ted Cruz removes campaign ad featuring porn actress - CNNPolitics.com How does Cruz expect to lead the free world when he is already practicing discrimination :camby: Definitely another win for #TrumpSet and #Freedom

BY JUDD LEGUM POSTED ON MARCH 16, 2015 AT 8:00 AM UPDATED: MARCH 16, 2015 AT 1:21 PM CREDIT: AP Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) is known for waging political battles even if the odds of success are slim. He famously launched a 21-hour filibuster in a failed, last-ditch effort to repeal Obamacare. But...