"God led him to her house"
Then he hit her with the salvation of white jesus

followed by the

she should have put that fool to the curb

. Silver and gold she may have alot of but common sense she has none.
They stay coming with that shyt. When I used to go to Church I remember my GrandDad who's a holyroller would get these little white envelopes'n'shyt and I didn't think too much on that shyt until one time he didn't make it to Church and one of the Church members gave me one to give to him. shyt wasn't sealed so I took my ass on and read it.
"Dear Members, blah blah. So and So in a Financial bind and the good lord requires members to do Blah Blah Blah. I prayed hard on it and sent this out to
RANDOM members of the congregation, guided by the lord's will, who'd best help us in said situation to reach said financial goal...Blah Blah Blah."
Took that shyt and

Some of these church folk be dropping that 'God's will, I'm just the messenger' shyt in an attempt to play up on people's naivety while ensconced in this shyt. How many random letters of assistance you going to get in a year, breh?

Started watching certain Church folk sideways after that shyt 'cause I know alot of figured 'cause my Grandpops had his own business and built his own houses that he was just caked out.