*BREAKING NEWS* The actress who played Nala in The Lion King sex tape LEAKS!!!!!

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I used to hate having female cats..
:mjcry: When it'd be mating season and they're horny and rolling around on the ground.. Male cats outside the door and window trying to get her to come out
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She'd be mewing at me trying to get me to let it out and I would be like

:ufdup: i ain't about to let you go out there and get pregant again
Negged for handcuffing the p*ssy!
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:gucci: They do?? WTF purpose does that serve?


And I thought Lions didn’t get down like that. I always read that male lions were super territorial over their prides and especially the females to the point where if a new Alpha lion drove out the old king he’d kill and eat the old king’s babies so that the females would go in heat...


These lions looking like they Bros and shyt sharing the p*ssy
Why Lionesses Copulate with More than One Male on JSTOR
 

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Looks like the neighborhood queens and tomcats where I live during mating season.

They have shows like this in my driveway or nearby. My kids always ask what's happening, and I just tell them 'she's getting pregnant'.

Having had to endure the pains of pregnancy myself, I empathize and try to align with my feline sister by chasing off the train of toms that are waiting for their turn.

Without fail, they will run off, but never out of view of the female. She'll then start this weird meowing and rolling over on her back (like the lioness is doing here), and tooting her ass up in the air. Sure as day, the toms come sniffing back, willing to risk getting sprayed or whatever for a ten-second hop on...and the female, while not looking too pleased during the act, doesn't seem mind. She's only inclined to hiss and swipe them when they seem to take too long...

When I finally peep game, I drop my hose and go in the house when I realize the female cat is orchestrating and allowing all this shyt.

Nice to see the same fukkery goes on in the wild.



Interestingly enough, when a female cat delivers (I'm assuming this applies to the lioness as well), her litter can contain the offspring of all the toms she mated with, which is why kittens sometimes come out looking so different from one another.

Stop cock blocking!
 
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