*BREAKING NEWS* The actress who played Nala in The Lion King sex tape LEAKS!!!!!

[Neuromancer]

Lions got small ass dikks

King of the jungle huh

Nala want some real dikk she can call me

Are you advocating bestiality? Makes sense with your "open views"

 

[Michael's Black Son]

Looks like the neighborhood queens and tomcats where I live during mating season.

They have shows like this in my driveway or nearby. My kids always ask what's happening, and I just tell them 'she's getting pregnant'.

Having had to endure the pains of pregnancy myself, I empathize and try to align with my feline sister by chasing off the train of toms that are waiting for their turn.

Without fail, they will run off, but never out of view of the female. She'll then start this weird meowing and rolling over on her back (like the lioness is doing here), and tooting her ass up in the air. Sure as day, the toms come sniffing back, willing to risk getting sprayed or whatever for a ten-second hop on...and the female, while not looking too pleased during the act, doesn't seem mind. She's only inclined to hiss and swipe them when they seem to take too long...

When I finally peep game, I drop my hose and go in the house when I realize the female cat is orchestrating and allowing all this shyt.

Nice to see the same fukkery goes on in the wild.



Interestingly enough, when a female cat delivers (I'm assuming this applies to the lioness as well), her litter can contain the offspring of all the toms she mated with, which is why kittens sometimes come out looking so different from one another.

 

[Michael's Black Son]

I think this is a tatic lioness' use so the males don't kill the kids.

Be a hoe in order to diffuse a perceived “threat” against the kids, brehettes

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Daaaamn...


They really did run a train on her ass

 

[Neuromancer]

Be a hoe in order to diffuse a perceived “threat” against the kids, brehettes

Like I say, we're all animals, those that deny have something to hide. Nothing goes on out there that doesn't go on in here. Transcending our nature is the goal.

 

[Straw Hat Luffy]

The lion teacher that teaches her kids gonna be like "whoever left their shyt by the desk I said your mother is a hoe"

 

[Colin X]

Homie at the end got pushed off the p*ssy


Lil whore just collapsed at the end

 

[Colin X]

Be a hoe in order to diffuse a perceived “threat” against the kids, brehettes

You don’t think your mom would suck a dikk if there was a gun on your head?

 

[Gonzo]

Lions got small ass dikks

King of the jungle huh

Nala want some real dikk she can call me

 

[GoFlipAPack]

King of the jungle?...them dudes weak as shyt. They all nutted in 10 seconds

 

[Michael's Black Son]

You don’t think your mom would suck a dikk if there was a gun on your head?

I’d have to see the tape of your mom doing it first to even begin making such an assessment. But since you’re posting in this thread, it’s safe to assume what she ultimately did.

Be sure to tip her well this holiday season.

 

[The M.I.C.]

I’d have to see the tape of your mom doing it first to even begin making such an assessment. But since you’re posting in this thread, it’s safe to assume what she ultimately did.

Be sure to tip her well this holiday season.

 

[Elle Seven]

Stop cock blocking!

True to the damn letter.

In all seriousness, once those toms are done skeeting off, 9 weeks later, here come the kittens.

Those kittens get picked off by local hawks and coyote, die of disease, the fukking cold or some hating ass tom will come kill them to through the grieving female back into heat.

Last summer, I had to pick up one of said kittens off of the driveway when I realized it wasn't just sleeping. Thank goodness it was trash day. Kids got to watch that.

This summer, I found another one with a swollen eye full of pus walking up to me. I tried to find her mother and ended up stumbling upon her dead kitten sibling, which had been killed by a Tom and left in the bush. Kids got to see her, too. Tried to get her to the vet that day, but she ran off with her mama and was dead the next day.

A month ago, there was another "sleeping" kitten in the driveway. However, someone or something removed it before I got a chance to. Kids got to see that as well.


So, as you can see, it ain't just about cockblocking. As with human men, all that nut going into Miss p*ssy is going to churn out some babies that someone will have to take care of, one way or another.

You ever have to pick up and dispose of multiple dead cats from outside your own front door?

 

[Elle Seven]

They do?? WTF purpose does that serve?


And I thought Lions didn’t get down like that. I always read that male lions were super territorial over their prides and especially the females to the point where if a new Alpha lion drove out the old king he’d kill and eat the old king’s babies so that the females would go in heat...


These lions looking like they Bros and shyt sharing the p*ssy

Domestic cats have barbed dikks, too. Something about them scratching the female's vaginas aids in the conception process.

 

[mson]

True to the damn letter.

In all seriousness, once those toms are done skeeting off, 9 weeks later, here come the kittens.

Those kittens get picked off by local hawks and coyote, die of disease, the fukking cold or some hating ass tom will come kill them to through the grieving female back into heat.

Last summer, I had to pick up one of said kittens off of the driveway when I realized it wasn't just sleeping. Thank goodness it was trash day. Kids got to watch that.

This summer, I found another one with a swollen eye full of pus walking up to me. I tried to find her mother and ended up stumbling upon her dead kitten sibling, which had been killed by a Tom and left in the bush. Kids got to see her, too. Tried to get her to the vet that day, but she ran off with her mama and was dead the next day.

A month ago, there was another "sleeping" kitten in the driveway. However, someone or something removed it before I got a chance to. Kids got to see that as well.


So, as you can see, it ain't just about cockblocking. As with human men, all that nut going into Miss p*ssy is going to churn out some babies that someone will have to take care of, one way or another.

You ever have to pick up and dispose of multiple dead cats from outside your own front door?

Way to bring me down on a Saturday