Essential Conspiracy Thread

[porque]

The conspiracy:
Stephen Elop is a mole, a saboteur planted to kill Nokia for within and prepare it as a meal to be eaten up Microsoft.

2011
Former Microsoft employee Stephen Elop becomes the first non-Finish CEO of Nokia

he instantly makes a bunch of boneheaded decisions that ruins Nokias reputation as well as lowers its stock price

the infamous "burning platform" memo is leaked in which Elop suggest the company is in shambles

Nokia bets big on Windows phone at the detriment of its own operating system

Windows phone fails

during the 2 years in charge Elop consistently said he was not selling the company or its hardware unit to MS

2013

Microsoft CEO Balmer announces his intention to step down in a few months

rampant speculation as to who will be the next CEO, many place Elop high on the list

Yesterday
Microsoft buys Nokias headset(phone) unit, transferring several Nokia employees to the hated Microsoft including Stephen Elop



http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/03/technology/microsoft-gets-nokia-units-and-leader.html?_r=0


Nokias stock price for the first year under Elop

 

[Mr. Negative]

you guys ever hear the conspiracy about trains always running and being built going through through poor communities, so when the time comes it'll be easier to herd them into boxcars and haul them away to be slaves/slaughtered?

 

[Kritic]

The conspiracy:
Stephen Elop is a mole, a saboteur planted to kill Nokia for within and prepare it as a meal to be eaten up Microsoft.

2011
Former Microsoft employee Stephen Elop becomes the first non-Finish CEO of Nokia

he instantly makes a bunch of boneheaded decisions that ruins Nokias reputation as well as lowers its stock price

the infamous "burning platform" memo is leaked in which Elop suggest the company is in shambles

Nokia bets big on Windows phone at the detriment of its own operating system

Windows phone fails

during the 2 years in charge Elop consistently said he was not selling the company or its hardware unit to MS

2013

Microsoft CEO Balmer announces his intention to step down in a few months

rampant speculation as to who will be the next CEO, many place Elop high on the list

Yesterday
Microsoft buys Nokias headset(phone) unit, transferring several Nokia employees to the hated Microsoft including Stephen Elop



http://www.nytimes.com/2013/09/03/technology/microsoft-gets-nokia-units-and-leader.html?_r=0


Nokias stock price for the first year under Elop

 

[porque]

everyone was saying that when he was first hired and I had the face the whole time on some "how is someone going to be hired to destroy a company" and then boom it all seemed like the most likely scenario

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

Anybody seen the documentary "Sirius" yet?

no, i have not seen it.
what is it about?


link?

 

[porque]

no, i have not seen it.
what is it about?


link?

http://www.sirius.neverendinglight.com/

Trailer


Looks like a waste of time

 

[Loot_Gingrich]

Professor Griff was on Coast 2 Coast this weekend..

 

[kareem929]

you guys ever hear the conspiracy about trains always running and being built going through through poor communities, so when the time comes it'll be easier to herd them into boxcars and haul them away to be slaves/slaughtered?

Hears train nearby...

 

[porque]

they're indoctrinating our children

 

[Mr. Negative]

 

[Flay Mayweather]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/gove...poses-hip-hop-conspiracy.147883/#post-5471634

 

[porque]

the DC Navy yard shooter has a Manchurian candidate feeling to it

Mr. Alexis had moved to three different hotels in a single night to elude strange voices and people he believed were sending the microwave vibrations. At a hotel at a nearby naval base, Mr. Alexis told the police that he had heard “voices speaking to him through the wall, flooring and ceiling,”

 

[Mr. Negative]

the DC Navy yard shooter has a Manchurian candidate feeling to it

Mr. Alexis had moved to three different hotels in a single night to elude strange voices and people he believed were sending the microwave vibrations. At a hotel at a nearby naval base, Mr. Alexis told the police that he had heard “voices speaking to him through the wall, flooring and ceiling,”

stuff like this (and yes, I know people snap and kill masses of innocent people for no reason all the time) reminds me of Stephen King's "Insomnia" novel, in a way...

where King's analogy for Satan basically goads a man into crashing an airplane into a stadium full of people just to kill one small boy.

 

[Mr. Negative]

here's somethign for my brehs who like that weird shyt (no homo)

see this?

This is Overtoun Bridge in Scotland. What's weird about it?

Since the 1960s, at least once a month....

A random dog will go there and jump to it's death. For no apparent reason. No one knows why, no one can figure out why.

Dogs that have been seen to survive the jump have even crawled their broken and bloody bodies back to the bridge.... and jump again.

 

[porque]

here's somethign for my brehs who like that weird shyt (no homo)

see this?

This is Overtoun Bridge in Scotland. What's weird about it?

Since the 1960s, at least once a month....

A random dog will go there and jump to it's death. For no apparent reason. No one knows why, no one can figure out why.

Dogs that have been seen to survive the jump have even crawled their broken and bloody bodies back to the bridge.... and jump again.

In the past half-century, some 50 dogs have leapt to their deaths from the same historic bridge.

not quite once every month for 50+

...soon discovered that mice and mink resided there, while evidence of squirrel nests was also found in cannons embedded in the bridge's structure.

In order to narrow down which smell might be attracting the dogs, he distributed odour from all three species in a field and unleashed ten dogs - of the varieties which have died at the bridge - to see which one most interested them.

His findings were remarkable. Of the ten dogs tested, only two showed no interest in any of the scents while the overwhelming majority - 70 per cent - made straight for the mink.

It would also explain why the deaths have all occurred on sunny, dry days - relatively rare on the notoriously wet west coast - when the mink smell has not been diluted by the damp weather. Furthermore, the theory fits with the timeline of the deaths - single minks were introduced to Scotland in the Twenties but only started to breed in large numbers in the Fifties - which is when the mysterious dog deaths began occurring. But there are 26,000 mink in Scotland. Why are dogs in pursuit of them only jumping to their death from this particular bridge?

According to Dr Sands: 'When you get down to a dog's level, the solid granite of the bridge's 18-inch thick walls obscures their vision and blocks out all sound.

'As a result, the one sense not obscured, that of smell, goes into overdrive.'



Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-411038/Why-dogs-leapt-deaths-Overtoun-Bridge.html