Cow tries to ram with a goat and gets ktfo possibly killed

[904Lurker]

Where's KOBE

 

[Mowgli]

That's why in football you don't duck your head and neck to make a tackle

Other cows like

You dont do that in Brazillian jiujitsu either.

As a rookie I once tried to go for a takedown like that and someone almost punched my head between my shoulders.

Ow.

 

[Blackrogue]

Humans can get it too. Sometimes you wonder what their grievances are.

Goat started out like Nah you need to get off that bike. That's my woman

Goat vs woman in blue and white looked like an episode of cheaters when the woman just been busted Coming out of her side nikkas car and she's fixing her blouse and he just had enough and runs up to confront her.

Then the side nikka comes up on some
Tip looking and dressing like Super Mario trying save her.

The instant regret when his kick missed and he wished he knew brazillian jiu jitsu and how to ground and pound a goat. Or put it in a headlock.

1:10 mark.. The why you running tho moment I'm just trying to talk

 

[BigMan]

Went to New York one time in my life and i will never forget i went to the restroom in a TGIFs and no lie there were like five dudes in there with t-shirts tied at the stomach like women wear them and they had tramp stamps. they had taken koolaid and smeared it on their faces bc the unemployment in that godforsaken place was sky high. i asked them if they represent the typical new yorker and they said yeah, so new york has always been trash in my mind.

Y'all nikkas weird

 

[newworldafro]

Humans can get it too. Sometimes you wonder what their grievances are.

Goat started out like Nah you need to get off that bike. That's my woman

Goat vs woman in blue and white looked like an episode of cheaters when the woman just been busted Coming out of her side nikkas car and she's fixing her blouse and he just had enough and runs up to confront her.

Then the side nikka comes up on some
Tip looking and dressing like Super Mario trying save her.

The instant regret when his kick missed and he wished he knew brazillian jiu jitsu and how to ground and pound a goat. Or put it in a headlock.

1:10 mark.. The why you running tho moment I'm just trying to talk

Goat vs Honey Badger??

 

[madness]

goats are natural born a$$holes. look at this one munching on some baby chickens like nuggets from mcdonalds

 

[JBoy]

ran up and got dealt with, GOAT takedown

 

[Hawaiian Punch]

My thoughts and condolences for the cows family. Don't know if the cows daughter will ever overcome the trauma of seeing her momma wig split like that.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

goats are natural born a$$holes. look at this one munching on some baby chickens like nuggets from mcdonalds

 

[madness]

That's why in football you don't duck your head and neck to make a tackle

Other cows like

lowkey i was waiting for team trainers to run onto the farm, check the cow's vitals, put it in a neck brace, lift it onto a stretcher and into the back of an ambulance

 

[madness]

They both look hurt but that cow especially looks well-done for

fixed

 

[KeysT]

i have actually encountered a goat on two occasions. people next to my grandparents house had a farm and one time i went out to check the mail and i heard a voice above me say 'hey' and i looked up and one of their goats came off this shed at me. i dodged him and he fell down the hill that they live on, was consumed by the woods. like, he rolled for like thirty seconds and if you have never heard a terrified goat screaming, it is horrific brehs.

the second time i was at school at this goat had gotten loose and had cops and shyt chasing his ass down and i had gotten out of class and was walking to my car and a shadow came over me and it was the goat on top of a pickup truck. he jumped off the truck at me aiming with his head and i moved and he knocked the window out some fakkit's prius. i'll never forget that day because he somehow started the radio and 'Wanna be a baller' by lil troy came on that mufukka. don't think i have to say that shyt was pretty wild on those two days lol.

WTF Coli animal threads never disappoint.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

i have actually encountered a goat on two occasions. people next to my grandparents house had a farm and one time i went out to check the mail and i heard a voice above me say 'hey' and i looked up and one of their goats came off this shed at me. i dodged him and he fell down the hill that they live on, was consumed by the woods. like, he rolled for like thirty seconds and if you have never heard a terrified goat screaming, it is horrific brehs.

the second time i was at school at this goat had gotten loose and had cops and shyt chasing his ass down and i had gotten out of class and was walking to my car and a shadow came over me and it was the goat on top of a pickup truck. he jumped off the truck at me aiming with his head and i moved and he knocked the window out some fakkit's prius. i'll never forget that day because he somehow started the radio and 'Wanna be a baller' by lil troy came on that mufukka. don't think i have to say that shyt was pretty wild on those two days lol.

This is more goats trying to kill you than everyone I know put together.

I'd be surprised if anyone I know has been attacked once by a goat ever.

You have beef with goats on some shyt.

 

[scarlxrd]

This vid is 2 years old, where's the update of the cow?

:hellnaw::hellnaw::hellnaw::hellnaw::hellnaw:

 

[Grifter]

Cow should've perfected the 3-Hoof stance.

Try to take down an animal that's headbutting the moment it can walk.