Damn Brehs, I'm Hungry As Fck. Tell Me If This Plan Makes Sense

[Monster]

alright, i don't want sympathy, as i'll have some money soon, but i barely ate the last two days and i have no money right now. this is mostly my fault, just ftr.

i'm hungry as fck and it's getting to me.


here;s my plan, tell me what you think:


there are some restaruants close to me open to 4am or open 24/7

I'm thinking to just go sit down and order, and then before it's time to pay simply walk out without paying.

It seems simple, is there something im overlookking?


there's cops out at this time, i always see them when i leave, but would they really call the cops on me for something like this?

the cops could also happen to be eating at the same restaraunt, but that would be bad luck for me.

i'm also htinking about going to nearby 7-11 and just asking if i can hae the food they're going to throw away.



what do you think of either plan?



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[iFightSeagullsForBread]

You're better off waiting for them to throw out any leftovers as oppose to just fukking over some waitress who'll have to pay for it.

 

[Ghost Utmost]

I am trying to imagine a world where you literally can't get your hands on - say - $4 and cop a few items from a value menu.

 

[Stay Seeking]

 

[Monster]

You're better off waiting for them to throw out any leftovers as oppose to just fukking over some waitress who'll have to pay for it.

dumpster dive? or ask for it?

 

[Another Man]

I am trying to imagine a world where you literally can't get your hands on - say - $4 and cop a few items from a value menu.

I'm like damn, not even some ramen, cans of tuna? Bologna? Hot dogs? Oatmeal? Damn TS you assed out for real

 

[Monster]

I am trying to imagine a world where you literally can't get your hands on - say - $4 and cop a few items from a value menu.

idk either, i guess just a lack of planning ability on my part.

 

[TrifeGod]

Don't pay your telephone/internet bill and get some food

 

[Monster]

I'm like damn, not even some ramen, cans of tuna? Bologna? Hot dogs? Oatmeal? Damn TS you assed out for real

i had some eggs, i'm eating my last two right now but still hungry as fck.

i'm hoping a check goes through firwst thing in the morning.


if not i have an ippod shuffle i can sell to eat some grub

 

[Monster]

Don't pay your telephone/internet bill and get some food

too late either way, an automatic payment went through becuse i didn't pay attention to the due dates

 

[Monster]

i'm gonna try the 7-11 plan first

 

[88m3]

too late either way, an automatic payment went through becuse i didn't pay attention to the due dates

gave two bucks to a street dude tonight, it could've been you

 

[TrifeGod]

try runnin credit on ya card n get some food
holla at a chick spit game get her to buy her ya shyt
--------- something simple from a food store

 

[Rick Roller 10]

 

[TrifeGod]

this too real for me, im hungry too but I have food...im not even gonna eat right now

Imma pray for the G.O.D.