Damn Brehs, I'm Hungry As Fck. Tell Me If This Plan Makes Sense

[Another Man]

i had some eggs, i'm eating my last two right now but still hungry as fck.

i'm hoping a check goes through firwst thing in the morning.


if not i have an ippod shuffle i can sell to eat some grub

Wait outside a restaurant and hoe check a nikka out his combo

"I know you ain't gonna eat all that lil dude"

 

[Monster]

try runnin credit on ya card n get some food
holla at a chick spit game get her to buy her ya shyt
--------- something simple from a food store

i tried the first thing at walgreens, it didn't work. i have a debit card and i swiped it as credit and it didn't work.

i might go back and try your last suggesstion, but then i may not be able to go back and i like going to this store.


i'm gonna try the 7-11 thing first as someone told me they throw stuff out at this time of night

 

[iFightSeagullsForBread]

dumpster dive? or ask for it?

Try both.

But first, make sure you dress and look like shyt so the employee with the task of dumping said food stuffs will take pity on you.

Here's what ya do.
*Any alcohol you need to down so you can feel free from the lack of shame surely about to wash upon you.
*find a dingy long sleeve tshirt, stretch the shyt out that neck and throw some oil on it to give it them yella spots.
*wear plastic shopping bags for shoes
*use a plug in cord as a belt to keep your pants up.

Should be good to go.

 

[Monster]

Wait outside a restaurant and hoe check a nikka out his combo

"I know you ain't gonna eat all that lil dude"

at first i thought you meant literally steal it, but your plan isn't bad.


i live near a college campus, and there's a lot of soft kids.

i might just ask a girl or something too, can't hurt to try. i'll see how it plays out.

 

[88m3]

i tried the first thing at walgreens, it didn't work. i have a debit card and i swiped it as credit and it didn't work.

i might go back and try your last suggesstion, but then i may not be able to go back and i like going to this store.


i'm gonna try the 7-11 thing first as someone told me they throw stuff out at this time of night

If you're serious... if you sulk around a gas station entrance long enough and look like a bum someone will hook you up, just say you need food.

Tonight old boy asked me if I had any old food in my car or pennies and I said nah. Offered him some tobacco but he didn't want it, walked back to the car and remembered my girl was in it so I had her give me a couple bucks for him.

 

[Another Man]

at first i thought you meant literally steal it, but your plan isn't bad.


i live near a college campus, and there's a lot of soft kids.

i might just ask a girl or something too, can't hurt to try. i'll see how it plays out.

Find a fat bytch. You'll eat lovely and get your nut off

 

[Solomon Caine]

Dude walk into a service station such as the 7/11 and just grab all the pies, sausage rolls, chips, what ever and run out with it. Or steal from a Supermarket this usually works here where I live, but crime isn't that common here, so by the time they realize, u are sprinting down the road already. I used to do this as a youth even with cigarettes and phone credit. I seen people walk into supermarkets here and walk out with full trolleys, none of the workers can be stuffed getting into a confrontation.

I'm not sure if it could back fire tho, since in America they take everything overboard, lol the clerk might shoot you.

 

[Cᵣₐₛₕ&ₜₕₑCₒᵤₚ]

If you literally starving with no food just go to a supermarket that has fresh food out. S*** go to the isles with pastries and snag a doughnut or two and dip ​

 

[Monster]

If you're serious... if you sulk around a gas station entrance long enough and look like a bum someone will hook you up, just say you need food.

Tonight old boy asked me if I had any old food in my car or pennies and I said nah. Offered him some tobacco but he didn't want it, walked back to the car and remembered my girl was in it so I had her give me a couple bucks for him.

so just ask people then?

funy there's always bums around here asking the college kids for shyt and i always turn them down with coldness

now i'm gonna try it

 

[TRFG]

If you weren't in the red I'd try to help out

 

[Monster]

If you literally starving with no food just go to a supermarket that has fresh food out. S*** go to the isles with pastries and snag a doughnut or two and dip ​

grocery stores are closed breh.

might try it at the 24/7 walgreens though

 

[88m3]

so just ask people then?

Yes. Just be frank with people.


It's not worth getting arrested over.

 

[Another Man]

Yes. Just be frank with people.


It's not worth getting arrested over.

If you go to jail you get food for free though, and you can hoe check people outta more shyt.

If you work in the kitchen you can make and eat what you want too

 

[Monster]

Yes. Just be frank with people.


It's not worth getting arrested over.

i'm gonna ask the 7-11 employees, but i don't think i'll ask anyone else tha's just walking around.

 

[88m3]

If you go to jail you get food for free though, and you can hoe check people outta more shyt.

If you work in the kitchen you can make and eat what you want too

If it were fall and he was homeless, I would agree with you.