Damn Brehs, I'm Hungry As Fck. Tell Me If This Plan Makes Sense

[CACarot]

Try both.

But first, make sure you dress and look like shyt so the employee with the task of dumping said food stuffs will take pity on you.

Here's what ya do.
*Any alcohol you need to down so you can feel free from the lack of shame surely about to wash upon you.
*find a dingy long sleeve tshirt, stretch the shyt out that neck and throw some oil on it to give it them yella spots.
*wear plastic shopping bags for shoes
*use a plug in cord as a belt to keep your pants up.

Should be good to go.

But on the real go to a Mexican restaurant where they bring you out the chips and salsa for sitting at the table. Say I'm waiting for somebody else to be on they way and ask for a menu to look through. The waitress will leave you alone for about 20 minutes and you can eat the chips and salsa up like a mad man. Next time she come around act like you on the phone and trying to help the person with directions to get here and step outside like you trying to see them.....head out in ya car and that should hold you over some.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

this fukking clown. its so easy to steal food from a supermarket.

go in there with a backpack and fill it with stuff when nobodies looking. if you take a friend just have him stand behind you unzip your bag and fill it with shyt then zip it back up. its not hard.

 

[Monster]

this fukking clown. its so easy to steal food from a supermarket.

go in there with a backpack and fill it with stuff when nobodies looking. if you take a friend just have him stand behind you unzip your bag and fill it with shyt then zip it back up. its not hard.

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they're always looking fakkit.



don't ever talk downto me again

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

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they're always looking fakkit.



don't ever talk downto me again

lol how can they always be looking when a supermarket has thousands of customers every day. dont go into some little mom and pop store. go into a supermarket. take some pasta and cans of tuna or ramen noodles and bounce. i know cus ive been living off this shyt for a long time. pasta is easy to cook. mix in some canned tuna and you got carbs and protein. thats whaty im livign off right now

 

[Larry Lobster]

Try both.

But first, make sure you dress and look like shyt so the employee with the task of dumping said food stuffs will take pity on you.

Here's what ya do.
*Any alcohol you need to down so you can feel free from the lack of shame surely about to wash upon you.
*find a dingy long sleeve tshirt, stretch the shyt out that neck and throw some oil on it to give it them yella spots.
*wear plastic shopping bags for shoes
*use a plug in cord as a belt to keep your pants up.

Should be good to go.

damn the struggle is real

 

[Dreadknox77]

U said u live near a college, I'm sure the students have guest meals they can use when the go eat at the dining hall, get someone to use one on u.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Jesus, breh. Don't you have any friends you can ask for $20 to get you to next payday?

 

[Couth]

This is funny cuz i was you for a bit. I know a lot of dudes are hungry now. Get your bread up and budget wisely next time.

You should at least have a female on deck to feed you. You know they have payday loans right?

if you're that hungry just do a snatch and grab at peak hours. Like at the gas station by your local high school when its crowded with kids. Walk in grab snacks, walk out dip off. Clerk probably won't even notice till you're gone.

 

[Big Daddy]

this fukking clown. its so easy to steal food from a supermarket.

go in there with a backpack and fill it with stuff when nobodies looking. if you take a friend just have him stand behind you unzip your bag and fill it with shyt then zip it back up. its not hard.

Lawd this boy said to go into a supermarket with a backpack

nikkas who've never been in that street life a day of their lives yall

UK nikkas yall

"just go into the supermarket with a bookbag and fill it up and walk out Black man "

 

[DanielAlfredsson]

If you're still hurting, I say we all PayPal $1 to help a Coli breh out.

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

Lawd this boy said to go into a supermarket with a backpack

nikkas who've never been in that street life a day of their lives yall

UK nikkas yall

"just go into the supermarket with a bookbag and fill it up and walk out Black man " -

thats what i do. lol at thinking shoplifting from a supermarket has anything to do with street life. you are a fukking clown. what you think supermarkets stop students going in with their bags on? you never stole anything in your life. foh how do you think im eating?

 

[Dig]

If you go to jail you get food for free though, and you can hoe check people outta more shyt.

If you work in the kitchen you can make and eat what you want too

Just got out and I worked in the kitchen for the last month of my time .
Ate so good.
Cakes on cakes on cakes. Jello.
Sweet tea .
Rest of jail eatin vegetables and we eating chicken wings and fries

 

[Big Daddy]

thats what i do. lol at thinking shoplifting from a supermarket has anything to do with street life. you are a fukking clown. what you think supermarkets stop students going in with their bags on? you never stole anything in your life. foh how do you think im eating?

Do yourself a favor, stay your square naieve ass in the UK, okay?

 

[Big Daddy]

Just got out and I worked in the kitchen for the last month of my time .
Ate so good.
Cakes on cakes on cakes. Jello.
Sweet tea .
Rest of jail eatin vegetables and we eating chicken wings and fries

Hate yall kitchen ass nikkas bruh Yall KNOW nikkas be starvin' n still don't toss nothing extra

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

Do yourself a favor, stay your square naieve ass in the UK, okay?

naive about what? ive been shoplifting successfully since i was 16. all you have to do is wait for an empty aisle and stuff the pasta and tuna cans in your bag. then walk out.

ive been doing tbhis for years. we dont have wannabe heroes with guns walking round our supermarkets. its easy as sunday morning.