Damn Brehs, I'm Hungry As Fck. Tell Me If This Plan Makes Sense

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How in this day and age, you able to post on this forum, send us pics and screenshots, but can't round up one decent meal for yourself. :aicmon:

Verizon is a priority for you but not your sustenance? :snoop:

Get ya life together breh :camby:
Plan out your budget/bill payments better.

Godspeed in your search for consuming at least a portion of one of the major food groups :salute:









































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alright, today i woke up and the mone didn[t go through, so i walked to the electronic trade in store with m ipod shuffle.

last night they said i'd get around $20, but today went i went in they only offered $10:wow:. I was hugnry as fuk and didn't fee l like waiting an longer so i took it.

so i went to the grocery store with the $10 and got bananas, peanut butter, and a couple protein bars (i finnally got the balls to ***** one of them):patrice:


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i got on the bus with $1.60, i basically played it like that was all i had, even though i astill have 2 bucks left.:manny:



i stopped at mcdona'ds with the intention of getting a mcdouble and some fries off the dollar menu in hopes that they would cover the tax for me, but i haven't been there in a while, and didn't know the took both of those things off the dollar menu:heh:



so i left. now i'm back home. if i can find the .75 cent that i lost, i'm gonna go back to mcdonalds', but if not,

what should i get with my last two dollars for the day brehs??

keep in mind i'm craving a meat based food, no chicken or fish though ((no homo)
 
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Jesus, breh. Don't you have any friends you can ask for $20 to get you to next payday?

no
If you're still hurting, I say we all PayPal $1 to help a Coli breh out.

thank you for the offer, but i'm good. i'm ungrateful, an overall pos, and tend to lash out at people then they try to give me stuff, also im' half white. trust me you don't want to give me anything


naive about what? ive been shoplifting successfully since i was 16. all you have to do is wait for an empty aisle and stuff the pasta and tuna cans in your bag. then walk out.

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ive been doing tbhis for years. we dont have wannabe heroes with guns walking round our supermarkets. its easy as sunday morning.


okay breh, i'm curious. does the U.K have alarms thats go off if you leave with food you didn't pay for??


because while you're right, i could get away with it, the alarm would go off, and i'd have to walk to the bus stop and hope that there wasn't a cop around or like you said no one tried to be a hero. my cars' broken down right now, so if i did this i'd literall just be walking home or to the bus stop, and i probably couldn't shop at that store again.
 

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Thank you for the offer, but i'm good. i'm ungrateful, an overall pos, and tend to lash out at people then they try to give me stuff, also im' half white. trust me you don't want to give me anything.

Breh I was being sincere, this is an awful situation. Surely there are some generous Coli brehs on here who could help with a buck or two. And I don't care about being half white

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Breh I was being sincere, this is an awful situation. Surely there are some generous Coli brehs on here who could help with a buck or two. And I don't care about being half white

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thanks im good though, im getting paid tomorrow.

what should i get with my last 2 dollars.

i might just get a mcdouble alrhough i don't eat the buns, so it might be a waste
 

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alright, today i woke up and the mone didn[t go through, so i walked to the electronic trade in store with m ipod shuffle.

last night they said i'd get around $20, but today went i went in they only offered $10:wow:. I was hugnry as fuk and didn't fee l like waiting an longer so i took it.

so i went to the grocery store with the $10 and got bananas, peanut butter, and a couple protein bars (i finnally got the balls to ***** one of them):patrice:


tXWEZnq.jpg



i got on the bus with $1.60, i basically played it like that was all i had, even though i astill have 2 bucks left.:manny:



i stopped at mcdona'ds with the intention of getting a mcdouble and some fries off the dollar menu in hopes that they would cover the tax for me, but i haven't been there in a while, and didn't know the took both of those things off the dollar menu:heh:



so i left. now i'm back home. if i can find the .75 cent that i lost, i'm gonna go back to mcdonalds', but if not,

what should i get with my last two dollars for the day brehs??

keep in mind i'm craving a meat based food, no chicken or fish though ((no homo)

Dummy, coulda gotta 6 pack of ramen noodles for a dollar and have dinner for the week at least :umad:
 

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Get on a pof or another dating site quick on your phone. Fat white girls. Holla at all. Same for anything moving around you ugly chicks, hood chicks with ebt...you need a few on the team.
 

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get you a fat white girl......
you wont chance going to jail and youre
gonna eat good.
worst case scenario you get yo dikk sucked.
:ehh:
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Get on a pof or another dating site quick on your phone. Fat white girls. Holla at all. Same for anything moving around you ugly chicks, hood chicks with ebt...you need a few on the team.


Find a fat bytch. You'll eat lovely and get your nut off :ahh:



brehs, enough with the fat white girls. it's not gonna happen:scust:


unless she's sexy though:manny::manny: some fat girls are sexy af


funny enough one was looking at me today licking her lips, but she was:scust:


also it's weird, anytime i'm struggling in life is when girls seem to flcock to me, when i'm diong good/feeling confident the have no interest:stopitslime:


like the itmea t the grocer store before this one some skinny tpical white girl was asking me to help her with stupid chit, some black girls were checking me out/being flirty etc, but i was feeling like chit about m situation.

but when i feel confient the all ignroe me:mindblown:
 

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Apply for food stamps.Sign up for restaurant email clubs and get coupons for free food.
 
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