Damn Brehs, I'm Hungry As Fck. Tell Me If This Plan Makes Sense

[Motife43]

http://www.reddit.com/r/randomactsofpizza

 

[TheBeigeBomber]

no


thank you for the offer, but i'm good. i'm ungrateful, an overall pos, and tend to lash out at people then they try to give me stuff, also im' half white. trust me you don't want to give me anything





okay breh, i'm curious. does the U.K have alarms thats go off if you leave with food you didn't pay for??


because while you're right, i could get away with it, the alarm would go off, and i'd have to walk to the bus stop and hope that there wasn't a cop around or like you said no one tried to be a hero. my cars' broken down right now, so if i did this i'd literall just be walking home or to the bus stop, and i probably couldn't shop at that store again.

lol no. only electronics and clothes have those tags on them sound alarms. theres nothing on food that sets off the alarm. believe me. the alarm wont go off.

 

[Another Man]

lol how can they always be looking when a supermarket has thousands of customers every day. dont go into some little mom and pop store. go into a supermarket. take some pasta and cans of tuna or ramen noodles and bounce. i know cus ive been living off this shyt for a long time. pasta is easy to cook. mix in some canned tuna and you got carbs and protein. thats whaty im livign off right now

Get a big ass thing of peanut butter too. Dat survival food.

 

[julesocean]

http://www.reddit.com/r/randomactsofpizza

lol da fukk is this

 

[Motife43]

lol da fukk is this

A random person will send a pizza, just ask...with OPs situation somebody will have compassion for him

 

[acri1]

thanks im good though, im getting paid tomorrow.

what should i get with my last 2 dollars.

i might just get a mcdouble alrhough i don't eat the buns, so it might be a waste

You can't be serious breh...

You could've gotten mad Ramen Noodles with that $10. I can get them at the dollar store 5 for a dollar. Should've just copped 40 or 50 packs of Ramen Noodles and been good for a week. Not high cuisine but cheap.

Would've been better off getting a few packs of hotdogs and some bread. But McDonalds?

 

[daboywonder2002]

when do you get paid again? write a check.

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

why are we entertaining this troll? Due has nearly -900 rep. Go tell your woeful tales on Reddit or your other MAIN forum negro.

*prepares to stuff his face with an endless array of fine delacacies*

 

[crazydee7]

Ask and u shall recieve, seek and you shall find, knock and the door shall be answered untob you

 

[Maddmike]

Think I'm gonna go have a steak for dinner

fukked up yo

 

[Pool_Shark]

Stand outside of a pizza place and ask people for a slice of pizza.

Two dollars, buy oatmeal and I think they sell ham or bologna or bacon at the dollar store.

Or you could go to Jack and get 4 tacos for 2 dollars.

 

[Monster]

lol no. only electronics and clothes have those tags on them sound alarms. theres nothing on food that sets off the alarm. believe me. the alarm wont go off.

Just do this

or this


Seriously,if you really have nothing to resort to at least you won't be stealing if you just lie and say they screwed up your order.

is this you in the video?

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

imagine being kin to this loser

 

[Monster]

imagine being kin to this loser

would you say that to my face?

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

would you say that to my face?

Lil nikka i'd beat your ass to a pulp..then throw a Benji at your bum ass