Did dad school you on women?

[QuintessentialMan]

Anybody have parents or an older head that told them about the birds and the bees growing up?

How specific did they get? Was it graphic? How old old were you?

I have African parents. You figure that shyt out on your own. No one told me shyt. Hell I remember specifically asking my dad and brother about blue balls when I had it the first time.......SILENCE.

1st time I had ever had a girl over and we went to my room to "watch a film on my computer" I come out an hour later with blue balls because we only got to 2nd base , my joint hurts so much I tell the chick to go home because I legit think I'm about to die. My dad was 60 my older brother 28, how the hell did they just leave me to the mental and physical agony. I remember yelling TAKE ME TO THE HOSPITAL legit thought my balls were going to explode.
Around the same time my nipples started to get hard. At least my brother told me that was normal but I was still a nervous wreck.

 

[alpo]

I had to learn on my own.

 

[At30wecashout]

Nope. He was absentee. I had to learn everything the hard way.

 

[Hey_zeus]

Mom's did before he got a chance. I was in kindergarten and she was telling me about girls.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

He told me when it was too late. He told me when I was 30, shoulda told about them in my teens.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

@Dad you schooling coli brehs on women?

 

[kaldurahm]

Nope. African parents as well. They say good luck, then a couple years later ask, where's your girlfriend? When are you getting married?

 

[Black Trash!]

No

 

[Joe Budden]

My dad be giving me advice like it’s the 1970’s. He doesn’t understand it’s a different ball game out here now.

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

When we moved back to the states, was a military brat, and I was going to highschool. My pops sat me down and explained how going from a DoDD school was completely different than a regular ass highschool.

Nikka said "now son, there's gon be a lot of chickenheads that look good...but you don't wanna do what you wanna do . Think with your head and not with your dikk "

And that was pretty much it

 

[QuintessentialMan]

I had to learn on my own.

Nope. He was absentee. I had to learn everything the hard way.

Someone had to put you on though.

School? The boys from over there? An uncle? I mean how you even figure out how to finger,tongue kiss,etc?

 

[QuintessentialMan]

When we moved back to the states, was a military brat, and I was going to highschool. My pops sat me down and explained how going from a DoDD school was completely different than a regular ass highschool.

Nikka said "now son, there's gon be a lot of chickenheads that look good...but you don't wanna do what you wanna do . Think with your head and not with your dikk "

And that was pretty much it

Not bad. Not bad advice at all.

 

[QuintessentialMan]

My dad be giving me advice like it’s the 1970’s. He doesn’t understand it’s a different ball game out here now.

Find yourself a nice girl at Church


Show that man some only fans

 

[Phantom Dreamer]

mine tried to school me that they weren't shyt as a teen. i was too bright-eyed and indoctrinated by mommy and didn't listen

i figured he was old and bitter

now i am old and more bitter

 

[razassin]

No fatha around so i had to look up to the OGs
Luckily the block pimp had me hook up with the hoz, Geez